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Sweet, I’m going to go puke my balls out my mouth now. I should kill myself for making this the lead article.

The Press
Darnell Dockett’s thoughts on the 49er’s signing Westbrook [SharapovasThigh]
Awkward date? Girl e-mails guy about broken toilet [BroBible]
A nice little change; Elisha Cuthbert Gallery [TheChive]
Tribute to Bobby Thomson’s “Shot Heard ‘Round the World” [YouBeenBlinded]
Tamika Chesser is a good wake up call [NYCBarstool]
The Greatest Tree Save of All-Time, Check it out [TotalProSports]
Kiss My Ass Lebron Website. Dude invited all of this [F-Listed]
Bo The Bailer’s ex-girlfriend is hot in lingerie [BustedCoverage]