Have you ever looked at an athlete and wondered how the hell he/she made it as a professional?  It could be their body frame.  It could just be the look of their face but there’s a part of you that says “this guy should NOT be in Major League Baseball, he just doesn’t look like a player.”

Like you think they might be better off as pro wrestlers or accountants.  There’s a certain “look the part” element to being an athlete and when dudes don’t look the part it’s easy to make fun of them.

Today there are certainly some guys that simply don’t look the part and I could see these guys wind up on the 10 o’clock news rather than on a baseball diamond.

Here are seven MLB players that look like they could be criminals…..

Jose Bautista

It’s more when he has facial hair.   But now that this guy has come into the limelight with his home runs this season someone had to say it.  I would not leave my little niece home alone with this guy.   Oh I’m sure he’s nice!

Tim Hudson – Without a Hat

I’m sure Tim Hudson is a lovely human being but you take his tats and his bald head and no one in the majors looks more like a white supremacist than Tim Hudson.  And it’s not even close.

Bobby Jenks

I think Jenks might be my least favorite player in the majors.  I just don’t think he really cares about being a better player.  There’s something about him that rubs me the wrong way.  And I’m sure he rubs others in wrong ways too.  Especially with that lame ass goat.

Jayson Werth

If he shaved, just once, he’d be fine.  But as it stands Werth gets my vote for Pedophile of Major League Baseball.

Kevin Youkilis

When Youk is sporting facial hair like that, if you didn’t know he was on a major league baseball team this guy would not be someone I would pick a fight with at a bar.  Don’t mess with those chops man.  Bad idea.

Ryan Franklin

Come on buddy.  Just shave.

Jon Rauch

I think Rauch might have been a mass murderer before he entered the majors.  Man this guy is scary.  Plus he’s a giant and should probably be in pro wrestling instead of baseball.

*Bonus – Josh Hamilton

Let’s face it guys.  He was a real criminal. But kudos to his stellar season so far.

Clearly that’s not a definitive list so chime in and give us more please….