Have you ever actually looked into this? Ok, stupid question. Seriously though, most teams have people who have performed heroic acts or various dignitaries around the country through out the first pitch. Not the Dodgers. Not in Hollywood baby. The Dodgers enlist every notable hot chick possible in the greater Los Angeles area to open the festivities. I mean screw the one-legged guy, who saved a baby from a burning house. The Dodgers are all about the babes my friends. Check it out…..
Click on photo to read more about Isiah’s potentially busted deal
This is a total cluster fuck and it doesn’t surprise me the Knicks are the ones behind this. Their upper management is a complete joke. The guy was going to be a college coach and an NBA consultant, I mean say that out loud a couple times. It’s pretty obvious that’s a conflict of interest and a dumb idea. Not to mention, why bring Isiah back? His tenure with the Knicks went beautifully last time. I feel like I’m losing my mind.
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UC Irvine’s Volleyball team looks pretty tight [FrathouseSports]
Flight Attendant Gets A Spaz Out Award [BroBible]
5 Awesome Sports Videos of the Week [CavemanCircus]
Justin Bieber hit in the head with a water bottle [YouBeenBlinded]
Tex may not be headed to Texas just yet [NYPost]
Audrina Patridge’s boobs look bigger [Guyism]
Baseball’s most bizarro and greatest stances [Coed]
Price wins 15th, sets Rays record [CNNSI]
I remember when I was going through puberty. Seeing the Cubs haven’t won shit in a 100 years I’m not sure there was a need to scream like you’re being castrated. This is like a muffed up version of Macaulay Culkin. Safe to say this kid may never get laid.
Dude, I suck. Seriously, this is worse than eating crow. This is like eating crow, getting kicked in the nuts, all while some neanderthal bangs my girlfriend. In a very well-written, thought out article published months ago by yours truly here at Unathletic I predicted what two managers would win Manager of the Year this season. I’m just going to come out and say it.. most of my predictions have sucked this year. I did pretty well with the World Cup, but all in all I’m an utter failure.
Don Wakamatsu, my prediction to win Manager of the Year in the AL, was fired yesterday. Fired with two months left in the season, I might add. I must have been drunk or something when I wrote that article. Dave Trembley!?!? What the fuck man. I put that guy 5th! Fredi Gonzalez to finish second in the NL.. FIRED! Holy shit, I promise you guys I won’t make anymore predictions. I’ll stick to the Top 5, youtube videos, and chicks with big boobs. Fuck, I suck.
Most of the celebrity sporting events are laughable, and for a good cause I might add. However, there are some celebrities who can actually hang. In this case, we’re talking about rap artists who can hoop. If you can rap and hoop, that’s probably the ultimate right? Some guys are actually legit, legit ballers, others have their own funky style but could hold their own in a pick up game. Take a look….
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Read more about Cushing’s reasoning for positive drug test
Brian Cushing blamed “overtraining” on his positive PED test. Hmm why even try Brian? Overtraining? Fuck outta here. Yeah you’re a rare breed dude, a rare breed of fuckin’ idiot. Never ceases to amaze me.
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Choosing a casino game that fits your stupidity [Cracked]
50 Funniest Porn Parodies [Manofest]
What to do after you sign a huge contract with the NY Knicks? Go fishing [YouBeenBlinded]
Natasha Alam’s Ass is worth a click [NYCBarstool]
Jacksonville Jags provide further evidence white men can’t dance [WithLeather]
2010-2011 Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders [Moondog]
Kelly Brook’s nudy Playboy picks [F-Listed]
Natalie Gulbis helps friend build twitter account with bikini photo [BustedCoverage]
Got to show Jerry Rice some love here. Guy wasn’t flashy, just the best. Speed, Hands, and Brains. Congratulations to Jerry Rice for making the Hall of Fame. He’s the best WR ever, and some would argue the best NFL player to ever play the game.. even though I think that’s impossible to measure, but hell he’s there.
Jeff Van Gundy got a little carried away when asked his thoughts about the upcoming season for the Miami Heat.
They will break the single-season win record [of 72],” Jeff Van Gundy said. “And I think they have a legit shot at the Lakers’ 33-game [winning] streak [in 1971-72], as well. And only the Lakers have even a remote shot at beating them in a playoff series. They will never lose two games in a row this year.
I understand that they have Lebron, Wade, and Bosh surrounded by some decent guys, but I thought this was rather aggressive. My favorite part of this interview was…
And with Erik Spoelstra coaching, they will be in the top three defensive teams in the league, as well. The other 29 teams better hope the lockout gets moved up a year.
The same Erik Spoelstra that was most likely going to be replaced by Pat Riley? Now that he has Lebron, Wade, and Bosh he’s John Wooden. I’m not saying he’s a bad coach, just saying Van Gundy got completely carried away. I’m going to go out on a big limb here and say none of Van Gundy’s prediction come to fruition.
IN THE WORDS OF DENNIS GREEN…………..
If you want to crown them, then crown their ass
That is all…..
