There are a three certainties in life. Death, Taxes, and Usain Bolt is fast. We all know the guy can fly, we saw it at the 2008 Summer Olympics. He’s also not shy about speaking his mind. Nowadays, between sprints, Bolt has his eyes set on another sport. Usain wants to take his speed to one of the English Premier League’s elite teams; Manchester United.

Ideally, if I was to play football, I’d sign for my favorite team — Manchester United. People say it’s not realistic but nobody has seen me play so you never know. If Alex Ferguson saw me in one of those charity matches he might think I could replace Ryan Giggs.

Ryan Giggs is no joke man. From what the article says, it doesn’t seem like such a long shot that Bolt could get a look on some squad. His speed alone makes him extremely dangerous. He’s like a superhuman version of Peter Crouch. I would be very very interested in seeing Bolt get a shot.