When I heard about Matt Leinart losing the starting job to Derek Anderson I almost had to leave work. I seriously couldn’t control myself. All my co-workers were staring at me because of my uncontrollable sobbing. It was like one of the worst days of my life. OMG!

Then I woke up and realized I didn’t give a shit and I’m glad. I think Leinart is a spoiled, cocky, dickhead that doesn’t deserve anything. He thinks he should be starting.. Hmm. Why? Everytime he’s played he’s absolutely sucked. This is seriously a guy that should get sympathy from no one. He’s enjoyed a nice run, but it’s pretty clear no one on the team likes him. I could probably find more likable qualities in Mel Gibson. Actually, I definitely could.. Braveheart was the shit.

So now Matty is going to piss and moan until he’s moved to a new team. That team? The Oakland Raiders. That should come as no surprise to anyone. Al Davis LOVES Leinart. Al Davis has the worst eye in the history of sports for talent and character. IT’S AMAZING that guy is where he is today. Good Luck Matt. The only thing you ever did good in your life was hook up with Brynn Cameron and Kristin Cavallari. In a year or so you’ll be lucky if Snooki offers you a handjob.