Matty Ballgame got his himself out of Arizona. Now he’s in Houston as a third string soon to be back-up quarterback. Ah, that’s better. He had a better shot at starting in Arizona if he just kept his mouth shut and worked hard. Then again, Matt Schaub usually gets hurt, and he’ll jump Dan Orlovsky. Maybe he’ll get a chance to throw the ball to the manbeast, Andre Johnson.

With the Leinart signing the Texans booted John David Booty (hehe) another USC product. That’s Matty Ballgame. He doesn’t give a shit about fellow alumns! The Cards were relieved of the $2.5 mil they owe him. The details of the 1-year deal with the Texans were not disclosed.