I hate this song. Seriously, at weddings wherever, it makes me want to hate fuck something. Her friend is wearing a Patriots jersey, that’s a cute rivalry. My assumption is she knows the following players on the Colts; Peyton Manning, and ummm yeah. She sure can bounce though
Given that the team is in Miami I think it’s kind of obvious that the Miami Dolphins Cheerleaders would be among the elite cheerleading squads in our nation. They’re probably out clubbing all night dancing and what not. Staying in shape off the field as well as on. Man would I love to go salsa dancing with this team.
I can’t believe how little I would fit in down there. Eh, who cares? Maybe they’d like a stay at home kind of guy like myself…or not. Bottom line? They are turning heads this pre season and I’m sure will continue to do so in the regular season.
More Dolphins ladies after the jump…..
As we all know Marcus Jordan has MGM being investigated after his partying and tweeting. First, he was bragging about spending $50k, and next MGM was getting investigated. This got me thinking. If I could pick, which athletes would I want to be my dad. Surely, Michael Jordan would be considered simply because he’s rich, and, not to mention, the greatest basketball player that ever lived. He’s also a degenerate and it’d be impossible to even coming close to following in his footsteps. After careful consideration here are my 5…..
Given Andy Roddick’s most recent loss at the U.S. Open it’s time he hears some kind (and not so kind words) from a fan.
Dear Andy,
I’ve been following your career for quite some time. I remember when you were an up and comer with that mammoth serve. You had a fearless way about you and your striking resemblance to Stiffler gave you this subtle bad ass quality that I’m sure the ladies loved. You were the new kid on the block and when you broke through winning the U.S. Open there were high hopes for you.
But something happened along the way. That thing was most likely two things. Roger Federer and Rafael Nadal. I mean it’s not your fault that these two guys are two of the most gifted tennis player to ever play the game. These things happen man. It’s kind of like for those few seasons where Clyde Drexler was an unbelievable player but Michael Jordan was around so it didn’t matter. No one even noticed.
You’re still a great tennis player and you have been for a while. I give you credit for sticking it out and trying out coaches like Brad Gilbert and even Jimmy Connors (that couldn’t have been good). Something, anything to bring your game to the next level. But it’s just not there Andy.
And I remember being a fan and thinking you were kind of a dick. That happens when players just don’t come through in the clutch. And it sure as hell isn’t your fault. These guys simply overmatched you. But sometimes us fans become impatient. Lord knows the lot of us were jealous as hell when you bagged Brooklyn Decker. I mean how the hell did this guy deserve her? He can’t even win a major? But you got her Andy. Good for you.
And then you took on Federer in that amazing Wimbledon match. Everyone, including me thought you were “back” after that one. You earned so much respect that day but unfortunately that day wasn’t yours. But maybe that was the match that put you over the top Andy. Perhaps that was the one that took it all out of you. I want to make it clear Andrew that I do like you. Having watched a ton of film I realize you’re a really funny dude (making fun of Serena was classic) and you seem like a lot of fun.
But when it comes to tennis, at least being one of the world’s best, I don’t think you have it. Tennis is a great career but I’m kind of at a loss here. Honestly I think you should retire and focus more on entertainment. Like I said, you look like Seann William Scott so that’s helpful. I don’t know man.
That’s all I got.
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Click on photo to read more about Andy Roddick’s early exit from the US Open
I just want Roddick to win once. He always loses! If you’re going to lose, you have the perfect wife to come home to when you’re feeling down.
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Dude in the middle of the game? I’m not sure what to make of this. The guy that was sitting down seemed like he was awake and aware of his surroundings. Did he just pass out for a minute? There’s no way he was cognizant of the fact his buddy was grinding his crotch right in his face in front of 50,000 people. Dude’s obviously shitfaced, but he conveniently passes out or allows his buddy to do this? How about the cameraman’s annoying laugh? Brutal
They call them the Top Cats. Those would be the cheerleaders for the Carolina Panthers. And may I just say that these women are simply splendid. Considering that the Panthers just might not do so well this season at least we’ve got these delights to look at from the sidelines.
I got nothing else.
Check out the Tom Cats after the jump…
Honestly I don’t know Matt Leinart from a hole in the wall. But what I do know is that it seems he’s just not cut out for the NFL. I mean the Raiders don’t even want to talk to the guy. Now that’s bad. Plus Leinert is making it abundantly clear that he wants to be a starter which he has absolutely no right to be.
Seriously he should just go back to his drinking and getting hot chick days. It was way more entertaining and I’m guessing he can actually have a career at it. Hell there’s plenty of opportunity out there.
As such I’ve chosen five careers that would be way better for Leinart….
