What I’d like to know is who the hell actually designs this stuff?  I mean is there a costume designer in the WWE?  There has to be.  And if I were to take a guess it’s a very flaming guy who wears tons of make up.  It’s gotta be the same person who comes up with these ridiculous stage names.  At least they were quite absurd back in the day.

I mean Brutus The Barber Beefcake?  Only someone on drugs could have come up with this character.  I refuse to believe otherwise.

Don’t believe me?  Just look at these outfits and disagree….

The Rockers

They had to have done porn.

Macho Man

Ohhhhhhh, yeah!

High Energy

Koko!

Bret Hart

Too much pink.

Ultimate Warrior

I’m too distracted by the roids.

Demolition

Basically Kiss but for the WWF

Brutus the Barber Beefcake

Love the bow tie.

Jim Duggan

You’re in bad shape if you’re uniform is tights and a piece of wood.

Warlord

What a loser.

Gold Dust

Could this be more gay?

Bonus: Rick Flair

Even though he was NWA, You gotta have flair in here. Wooo!