I’m sitting here on a Sunday completely bored.  Yes I’ve post dated this article so that it’s showing up today.  The point is this.  Sometimes while I”m waiting to watch football I get a little depressed because I know I”m not playing any sports today.    It’s kind of sad really.  And I don’t have much to cheer me up.

However, today I had a few realizations that made me feel a tiny bit better.  I know that I can beat Shaquille O’Neal at certain sports.  My real hope in this article is that Shaq gets wind of this stuff and challenges me on his show so I can get a cheat shot at being on television.  It’s pathetic I know but like I said, I’m bored.

You up for the challenge big man?  I can beat you at the following sports….

A Free Throw Contest

Clearly one on one would be a bit of a challenge but I’m quite certain Shaq wouldn’t have a prayer against me (or most people) in a free throw contest.  Pressure or no pressure I think I can handle shooting better than 48%.

A Ping Pong Match

I would spot Shaq a 10-0 lead in a game to 21 and feel perfectly comfortable knowing I could beat him at least 21-12.  Yeah that’s right Shaq, I said it.

Golf

I’m not a good Golfer and to be perfectly honest I’ve never seen Shaquille O’Neal play gold but something tells me it wouldn’t be all that hard to beat the diesel in 18 holes.

Darts

I refused to believe that Shaq would ever be good at darts.

Tennis

This one’s a little unfair as I have quite a bit of experience in this sport.  Only reason I bring it up is because it would be fun as hell moving Shaq all around the court.  That and watching him hustle to get to a drop shot.