If you’re an athlete, you’re most likely going to get a hot chick. With regards to the hot chicks in the world, is being an athlete enough? I realize there is an abundance of beautiful women in the world, but at what point do you say, “Dude I’m hot, I don’t need to deal with this crap.”

Ironically, more often than not, the dude that is doing the playing isn’t a very attractive himself. One day I will do an intensive study on being a pro athlete and having your pick of females in the world.

I mean Ben Roethlisberger is ugly as sin. He dated Missy Peregrym. I love that chick. Anyway, here are the top 5 hot WAGs who got owned by their “athlete husband”

1.) Elin Nordegren

Probably the most notable and lucrative dicking over in sports history. I’ve said a million times.. I love Elin. She is smoking hot, and she seems very sweet (minus the golf club beating incident, but can you blame her). I wouldn’t say Tiger is hot, and on top of that I would say the guy is kind of a dork. Either way, he got Elin and then did her dirty.

2.) Deanna Favre

This would appear on paper to be run of the mill, but there reason she’s on here is quite simple. The fact is; if Brett just had sex with Jenn Sterger and that was a wrap she probably wouldn’t be on here. BUT, because Brett went full on creep it makes it ten times worse. That plus I hate the dude for not retiring 5 years ago.

3.) Wayne Rooney

Another creep file…. This isn’t even a good picture of Rooney’s wife Colleen. She is very very attractive. The problem; Rooney likes to bang young prostitutes while his wife is pregnant. On top of that, Rooney (this picture must be old) is premature balding and has no business tagging hot tail.

4.) Vanessa Bryant

Arrested for sexually assaulting a 19 year old hotel employee. 19. He was never convicted, but had to admit he was an adulterer. This was like an episode of CSI with semen and evidence and idiots. Kobe ended up settling out of court for an undisclosed amount, and like so many self-confident WAGs Vanessa stayed by her man.

5.) Karin Fulford

Karin Fulford is Chipper Jones’ ex-wife.  Yes, she had the balls to leave after Chipper had an 18 month affair with a Hooters waitress. This extracurricular activity led to a child out of wedlock. Thatta boy Chip, keep bangin!