I guess if you’re an Octopus this is ceiling of fame for you. I can’t really think of another way an Octopus can rise to such a level of fame that his death would be on the front page of Yahoo Sports. The report is that Paul died of natural causes, but some people are speculating about the death… One guy said,

I would see Paul out at nightclubs late at night both nostrils caked with blow. He would have one chick on one tentacle and another on the other. I was worried about him.

I understand fame is a tough thing to handle. I can’t imagine what would happen if I became famous. RIP Paul, he was a great World Cup game picker. Sad day today