
I often complain about how you could be the ugliest dude in the world, be a professional athlete and, of course, get any girl you want. For some reason, professional athletes, especially soccer players get extremely hot female admirers. Is it possible that the reverse could be true? Is it possible that a female, who is moderately attractive, could play a sport and get ANY dude she wants?
I decided to test the theory. I found 5 female athletes who if I saw out at a bar wouldn’t be the star attraction, however because they are famous athletes they get nodded as sexy.
Here are the 5……

It’s tough to think of Ping Pong as a real sport because most people that think of Ping Pong think of it in a recreational way. However, that doesn’t mean I can’t appreciate how tough it is and it certainly should be classified as a sport.
Still though, it’s just funny in my opinion. Eh whatever. Actually no. I’m not gonna rest on this one. Ping Pong itself is a funny phrase and the sport does carry along with it some funny ass situations and photos.
Many of which are posted right after the jump….
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Click on photo to read more about the potential manager of the Braves
Sportscenter did a good job this morning of making the public aware of how good a manager Bobby Cox really was in his day. He’s known for his crudeness and ejections, but this dude got it done when it came to getting teams in the dance.
The Press
No surprise here that Sean Avery is being called a cocksucker [BustedCoverage]
20 Greatest moments in Breast History [Brobible]
Kim Kardashian posing nude with paint [DonChavez]
Playboy releases new photos of Favre’s chick [MoondogSports]
Roy Oswalt photobomb [TotalProSports]
5 Bold predictions for the NLCS [BleacherReport]
Marissa Miller and the NFL.. Smart move eh? [WithLeather]
Awesome Video of Ring girl [BoobieBlog]
Furman football player arrested for stealing beer from Walmart [SharapovasThigh]
26 Sexy Beer Ads [RegretfulMorning]
It’s October… Halloween is around the corner. Got to love dads scaring their kids. This takes some planning and effort, which is a whole other story. It’s still hilarious.

As much as there are different “genres” of sexy ladies we can break down cheerleaders just the same. Oh yes, if you are as perverted as myself or any other sports fan then you should know there are many subtle levels of cheerleader.
And it all comes down to the outfits. Today it comes down to different ladies wearing knee high socks. I sure as hell hope there are plenty of them walking around on Halloween.
More pics after the jump….

I could complete this article with ease by just using the NFL, but I’ll try and mix it up for the public. This day and age most professional athletes don’t finish four years of college, some don’t even go. It’s hard to believe that those that do take college courses are ACTUALLY taking them. So now we’ve eliminated college, and we know they got into college through sports not SAT scores we’re all the way down to a middle school education. What’s a couple grades…
Here are 5 guys you can be sure are not smarter than a 5th grader……

I’m sure you’ve all heard by now that Carlos Boozer has a broken hand. Yes he broke his hand while answering a doorbell. Personally I think he did it while jerking off to himself and his millions of dollars for not playing basketball.
I gotta say though. If there’s a dude who’s cursed it’s clearly Carlos Boozer. I guess that’s what you get for leading on a blind man and screwing him over. I wonder how the Cavs would have been with Boozer all this time, and Lebron…and Shaq.
Probably crappy because Lebron ain’t got what it takes! OK enough of that. Given Boozer’s recent problems I think he should just call it quits and land these 5 choice jobs…
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Click on photo to read more about the Phillies NLDS victory
This wasn’t a surprise to anyone. I know I am speaking the obvious here, but if Hamels is in 2008 form with Halladay… I think we should crown ‘em!
The Press
UNC kicks star Austin off the team [CNNSI]
Chicago strip club model posing with Derek Jeter’s bat? [BustedCoverage]
MNF doesn’t feature Moss vs. Revis… Favre vs. Sex messaging Jenn Sterger [CoedMag]
Fat chick destroys stripper pole [DonChavez]
Now fans are fighting at Lingerie Football games, Jesus [Guyism]
Dad wakes kid up with chainsaw. Love it [Manofest]
Johnny Damon thinks the Yanks should be rooting for Tampa [NYPost]
WWE Divas in Halloween costumes [Uncoached]