Seven Athletes That Have Been Tainted By Hot Chicks

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If you’re going to be a professional athlete then may I suggest something? Don’t date celebrities. Just don’t do it. It’s dumb. Unless you have the mental know how to deal with it, then just find a no named hot chick with very loose attachments.

Otherwise you’re setting yourself up for a world of hurt. You think I’m joking?

Here are seven guys who will never be the same again…..

Tony Romo

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The culprit was of course Jessica Simpson. Now some people would argue that the culprit was that botched field goal hold but no sir. It was definitely Simpson. Come on. When she was in her prime strutting her stuff? There’s no way he wasn’t thinking about those blasts each and every game. And that she was at the games? Forget about it. I’ve never liked Romo, never will. Even the name. It’s too “hightower” to me. Face it Tony, she left a permanent scar. And that you now have weeks to think about it? Go get another hottie.

Brad Penny

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Culprits would be Alyssa Milano or Eliza Dushku. Face it. When Penny first entered the league he was a pretty imposing guy. What happened when he went out to Los Angeles? Every season but one was crap. And that one good season? I would argue steroids. I haven’t heard of any women in his life lately but he seems to have righted the ship after being part of Cardinals staff. Actually the woman he’s with now? Model, and she’s not famous. Perfect.

Barry Zito

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Well I think the culprit here is probably money. Guy realized he was getting over $100 million and decided he didn’t give a shit. Then again the dude has been linked to Alyssa Milano so you never know. He’s a far cry from his A’s days.

Tom Brady

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Any Superbowls since the arrival of Gisele? Nope. Brady’s still a great quarterback but he isn’t what he used to be. Proof? His hair. I don’t care what people say. A woman does that to you and nothing else. Nothing at all. It’s the power of vagina. Period.

David Beckham

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Wasn’t he a good soccer player at one point? I could have swore he was. I feel like anything soccer related in this guy’s life is kind of a joke at this point. He’s a model. He’s not an athlete. I don’t buy it. And being married to an anorexic alien doesn’t help.

Derek Jeter

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Is it Jeter’s age that’s in decline? Yeah. Granted Jeter had a great season last year but last year he wasn’t engaged! Ahahaha. Marriage is bringing this guy down. I love you Minka, but we need Jetes!

Brett Favre

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Jenn Sterger anyone? This actually has nothing to do with football because Favre had a great season last year. However I find it amusing that a woman is what will taint his football career more than anything else.

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