Let’s take a little hiatus from sports this morning. I don’t know why I feel the need to produce articles like this, but what can I say, I did it. After watching a little TV this morning, I came across a commercial and TV show that featured two “famous” women.
I looked and thought to myself… These chicks aren’t special at all if I wasn’t staring at their cleavage. I mean if you got it, or had it surgically done, you mine as well flaunt it. But if you take it away, there isn’t anything special there.
Take a look and lemme know what you think.. Here are my five….
1.) JWoww
If you’ve seen the Jersey Shore, and I admit I have, you’ve seen this busty monster. When she looks good facially she has enough makeup on to choke a donkey. What’s worse about her is she’s a fuckin tool. That sexy smokers voice, and agressiveness really gets me going. The chick mine as well have a penis in between her legs the way she tries to fight people. Take away the tits dude, and you got a man baby!
2.) Katy Perry
Her music isn’t tight. Facially, she’s nothing special and she’s also a wierdo. Granted her pops is famous, but who are we kidding? Her tits get her the press she’s been getting. Don’t try and kid yourself, you’re not interested in Proactive, your interested in seeing if they’ll be any boob shots during the commercial.
3.) Latasha Marzolla
36DD-25-34.. Ok, now take your eyes off her chest and look at her face. Nothing great. On top of that, she isn’t an elite MMA fighter. She’s just 2-1. Why do you think she posed in Playboy??? Ummm, her tits got her a lot farther than her right cross.
4.) Rose McGowan
She dated Marilyn Manson. That’s all you need to know. She’s not a great actor. Her best scene was in Scream when her nipples could poke someone’s eye out. Face it. She’s a product of her boobs.
5.) Simona Halep
Here’s the thing… Simona is a cute girl. There is no way in the world I would have ever known who she is if she didn’t have a great chest. She’s 80th in the world. She’s 7-9 this year. I mean I don’t know any female tennis player after the top 10. The fact I know the 80th means there is some other force at work..
