Those sneaky little bastards in Abu Dhabi. Out of nowhere erecting the world’s most expensive Christmas tree ever. I mean we all know the UAE is rich, but this is just a little much. The spirit of Christmas is giving and love, not dick measuring.

Why is the tree so expensive? Well, it has silver and gold bows, 181 diamonds, pearls, emeralds, sapphires and other precious stones. The tree itself; a small $10k.

Which leads to my final question…. The United Arab Emirates is Muslim. Why the fuck do they have a Christmas tree?!

As an aside, this hotel is unveiling a 7 day vacation package that includes a butler, a chauffeur driving a Maybach, and a private jet that can take you to other nearby islands. The price.. a cool million.

Ok, we get it. You dickheads are rich.