They must be shooting Brett Favre up with some funky shit in Minnesota. The guy can’t even put on his shirt or pull up his socks, yet still may play football this Sunday against the Giants. The same New York football Giants that have knocked out about 6 quarterbacks this year. Well….. we all know how this is going to end.
Justin Tuck or Osi Umenyiora is going to break free and decapitate one of his extremities. Then, of course, Favre will get Dr. James Andrews to sew it back on and be good to go the following Sunday. Brett, we are pleading with you; end this farce!
Brett is suppose to practice today, and had this to say,
It really hasn’t crossed my mind this week that I’ve got to get out there to keep the streak going,” Favre said. “I think the most important streak right now is we’ve won two in a row.
Dude… you must think the American public is brain dead.
We spend a lot of time discussing professional athletes and their exorbitant salaries. Little do us mainstreamers know that the “other” guys are making money too. Whether it be on a skateboard, snowboard, or bmx bike X-Sport athletes are breaking the bank left and right. The one disclaimer would be that the money they get isn’t DIRECTLY from the sport, but be assured the sport got them there.
Stepping away from the big 4 sports, we are going to take a look at 5 of the wealthiest Xtreme Sport Athletes.
Take a look…….
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What’s going on with Sparty? Is the Big East that good? UCONN and Syracuse were secondary contenders, and both teams have beaten Michigan State and are undefeated. Conference is loaded once again.
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Jessica was controversially left out of the Top 5, but that doesn’t mean she’s worthless. J. Biel is smoking hot, and has the body to go along with it. Maybe I could let her in, but it’d be a tough call who she replaces. Either way, she’s still got the goods, and with that body she may not be a “Non-Athlete” like the title says.
Take a look for yourself…..
The United States is able to separate church and state. Apparently, the Boxing Hall of Fame voters are able to separate Boxing from bullshit. Or are they? Mike Tyson, along with Sylvester Stallone and the late Harry Carpenter were elected to the HOF this year. This is the best part……
All those knock-outs, all that drama, all those tickets and pay-TV subscriptions sold, even being on the wrong end of the greatest upset of all time when James Buster Douglas knocked him out in Tokyo, have weighed on the decision to put Tyson on the Hall of Fame ballot for 2011.
Not the rape conviction, not the biting of Holyfield’s ear, not the gruesome threats to drive opponent’s noses into their brains and devour their children, not the drug abuse, not the broken marriages, not the hundreds of millions squandered on fast cars, loose women and wealthy lawyers.
Obviously, some people are going to have an issue with this. Tyson’s life, for the most part, was a nightmare. The guy was good for some amazing interviews, but I guess at the end of the day there is no doubting his talent. If we look at this with a keen eye, they also elected Sylvester Stallone for his role in the Rocky movies. I guess the Boxing Hall of Fame likes characters.
Professional sports, without a doubt, is THE place the 7 Deadly Sins thrive. There is no other entity where you’ll find them with such ease. I’m not a religious freak by any means, but I am surprised that there isn’t some active religious group protesting this fact. I’m also writing this article knowing damn well that if I was a pro athlete I’d have 7 best friends, ya feel me?
No matter how you slice it, the 7 Deadly Sins are getting exercised regularly in Pro Sports. This article didn’t take long at all to find examples. Take a look for yourself…
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Well, Rex chew on that. He still managed to talk shit, “We beat their butt at our place..” Ummm Rex 28-14 isn’t 45-3 pal.
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I may be late to the party with this one, but couldn’t resist. You could see this chick was in no-man’s land from the jump. The reporter handles it pretty well actually. You get your 5 minutes of fame, and blow it! I paused this video the first time at the 22nd second mark. HAHA! What the fuck is the guy in the coat doing just standing there?!?
