Archive for December, 2010

Every time we get to the pinnacle of Bowl Season, I regress into my old gambling ways. Plus, there isn’t anything cool to highlight today. Manchester United blew a lead late, the Eagles looked like shit, and the Lakers sucks right now. (yawn)

Today, back by popular demand are a 100% guaranteed 3 pack of picks. If all three don’t win you get your money back. Get on the money train. Games start early…

(1) Chelsea vs. Bolton OVER 3 Goals: But dude Chelsea has struggled to score lately.. Until today my friends. Bolton is a quality squad, but today is a break through for Chelsea. They know they need to win this game desperately so they are going to open it up. Repeat. They need to desperately win this game, they will open it up. Bolton is good enough to score 1.

(2) Georgetown -2 vs. Notre Dame 7:00 PM – Tough spot for the Hoyas, but favored against an 11-1 team away. That says the Irish are frauds amigos. Hoyas are a better team, better schedule. ND are who we thought they were… an afterthought in Big East preseason polls

(3) Oklahoma State -5 vs. Arizona 9:15 PM – I’m probably asking for the big hurt here. Oklahoma State was probably decimated by that end of the year Oklahoma loss and probably will be limp for this game. It’s hard to ignore the fact that this team was a couple turns of the ball in two separate games from being in the National Championship conversation. That plus the fact Arizona has lost 4 straight, and looks very mediocre really makes me like OK. State in this spot. They’re a very good team. I think they end with a nice win.



Yesterday, we dropped the annoying athletes of the year. Today, we’ll go for the coolest. To be classified as cool in this circumstance, we need likable guys who have had success on the playing field. This is a tougher task than one would think. There are a lot of dudes out there that just rub you the wrong way these days.

After some review, here are the winners. Such a great achievement isn’t it…..

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Click on photo to read more about Pitt’s big win

Two very tough teams. Neither won will win the National Championship for different reasons, but on any given night they could beat anyone. Pitt looked very strong. They score 78 points per game, not many teams are beating them. Kemba Walker National POY right now.

The Press

Kerry Collins throws football, concusses teammate on sideline [WithLeather]
Little boy pervs out on a mannequin [RegretfulMorning]
10 Greatest plays in 2010 [TotalProSports]
Border war tonight! Mizzou vs. Iowa [NYPost]
Kristen Stewart’s stock has risen like none other with me [DJMick]
Highest grossing films of 2010 [FilmDrunk]
George Clooney’s girlfriend is ridiculously hot [BustedCoverage]
For all you single dudes.. complimenting a girls lips is the #1 Universal line [Asylum]



I hate to use the term “redneck”, but I believe this situation is applicable. Since I’m already going to go there I mine as well say it; is this a chinese fire drill or what? “Battle wounds for the big bitch” Boy is my dick hard. a.) there’s a soundtrack to this video? b.) Why the hell are the dudes video taping and the chicks pulling the fish out of the water. Curious



Lets be real. Britney Spears was every young fella’s wet dream. Back in the day, Britney was responsible for more boners than Cinemax. Then…. something happened. Britney married K-Fed, turned her vagina into a toxic wasteland, and blew up like a blimp. The amazing thing about her is every now and then she comes back and looks hot again. I mean she’s pretty versatile. Crying shame…

Lets revisit the old days….

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There is something wrong with the fans of these two soccer clubs, and it isn’t a mild thing. Yesterday, for the gazillionth time some mixture of players and fans got into it. This time it was at an under-17 game. If you research the history of Galatasaray and Fenerbahce you see violence, violence, and more violence. Just like the video above, which does not depict the most recent incident. Here is a detailed story of the most recent event.

I think it’s time to take a couple seasons off from any age group match between these two squads.



Click on photo to read more about Singletary’s firing

This was a foregone conclusion. It must seriously piss Singletary off so bad to be dealing with today’s athletes after what he went through. Let’s face it, some great players aren’t meant to be coaches in today’s game, which is full of assholes.

The Press

‘Melo talks still going… please Knicks! [BleacherReport]
Minor League Hockey Shot of the Year [BustedCoverage]
Lucy Pinder sunbathing naked (NSFW) [Taxi Driver]
A Real life first shooter video game [Unreality]
The NFL and Saturday Games, one writer’s dream [DeadSpin]
Fuckin Irina Sheik in lingerie. Kill myself [Moondog]
A dunk/life fail for Andray Blatche [SharapovasThigh]
Epic Army prank [TheDailyWhat]



You know what really chaps Pennsylvania Governor Ed Rendell’s ass…. Cancelling football games due to inclimate weather….

“It’s an absolute joke. I was looking forward to this. It would have been a real experience. This is what football is all about. We’re becoming a nation of wussies.”

Bro, I was out on the roads last night. It was hell on earth. It took me about an hour to go 6 miles. Not only are lives safe and bumpers in tact, your dog murdering quarterback will be able to run more with better traction.  Relax bro.




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