Archive for December, 2010

I know I’m asking for the big hurt here, but I just can’t take it anymore. I’m ready to start a petition that would legally prohibit women from a few facets of the sports world. I love chicks, don’t get me wrong. They’re fun to have at tailgating and certain areas, but I just can’t handle some things. Face it, most guys know what I’m talking about, and it’s just painful..

Once again, I really have no issue with women at all, this stuff just isn’t working out….. sorry

Big Thanks to the Squirrel

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Click on photo to read more about the Vikings need for snow shovelers

Fitting end to the Vikings season if you ask me….  A disaster. They should move to Los Angeles! Then they can worry about earthquakes.

The Press

Simone Villas’ eyes take a good shot at distracting you from her body [Spewf]
10 Traits of the Perfect Girlfriend [CavemanCircus]
A collection of various female underwears [RegretfulMorning]
Canadiens Carey Price does Kesha parody [TotalProSports]
Lebron declares Amar’e MVP so far [NYPost]
Buy a Brett Favre commemorative football! [Moondog]
Michael Vick would love to get another Dog… umm ok [F-Listed]
Greatest Hockey fights ever [Coed]



How the hell did these guys get up there? The announcer is hilarious, guy sounds like a huge geek. Either way, this radio station could have found alternative ways to get their name out there.



Those sneaky little bastards in Abu Dhabi. Out of nowhere erecting the world’s most expensive Christmas tree ever. I mean we all know the UAE is rich, but this is just a little much. The spirit of Christmas is giving and love, not dick measuring.

Why is the tree so expensive? Well, it has silver and gold bows, 181 diamonds, pearls, emeralds, sapphires and other precious stones. The tree itself; a small $10k.

Which leads to my final question…. The United Arab Emirates is Muslim. Why the fuck do they have a Christmas tree?!

As an aside, this hotel is unveiling a 7 day vacation package that includes a butler, a chauffeur driving a Maybach, and a private jet that can take you to other nearby islands. The price.. a cool million.

Ok, we get it. You dickheads are rich.



Here’s the thing my dudes… Jessica put on a few pounds, lost it, gained it back. I mean it’s really hard to keep up with these days. I do know that when my mind thinks about the chick, it’s when she was smoking hot. Somewhere in this creature this is always going to be a smoking hot chick. Those are the facts, and they are undisputed.

Take a look for yourself amigos…

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I don’t watch the NBA. I make no mystery of that. However, last night I was intrigued by the upstart Knicks and Celtics game at the Garden. If I had an affiliation with an NBA team it would be the Knicks so I wanted to check the game out. To be quite honest, I hate the NBA game, but last night’s game was pretty damn good.

Amar’e Stoudemire was the best player on the floor and there wasn’t even a close second. I’ll tell you what if the Knicks can somehow get ‘Melo and continue to move up in the world, they’ll be relevant again in a big way. In a way that puts MSG back on the spot, and makes it the famous venue it’s suppose to be.

Paul Pierce amazes me. The guy gets it done without a lot of athleticism. He’s been doing it forever, and he continues to do it. Give credit where credit is due. It’s apparent to me that the NBA needs the Knicks to be good. I walked away from that game thinking the Knicks need to do WHATEVER they have to do to get Carmelo Anthony.

I’m going back on a NBA hiatus now, even though the Heat roll into the Garden tomorrow. The next game I watch will be ‘Melo’s Knicks debut.



I saw a video the other day with one of those ridiculous “Goooooool” calls. I have to be honest, I love those things. They are probably the best call in all of sports. Part of the fun is there always in a different language. Soccer announcers are just amazing and hilarious. It’s pretty obvious that there is a lot more riding on some of these games than your average Wednesday night Knicks vs. Celtics game. Regardless, the announcers bring it for soccer games

Take a look at some of these awesome goal celebrations…..

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Click on photo to read more about Oakland’s big upset

If I was a betting man, it would be wise to bet every underdog opponent the game after a team has a big win. Oakland takes down Tennessee after they beat #3 Pittsburgh. Drexel takes down Louisville after they beat #20 UNLV and get into the National Rankings. It happens every time!

The Press

UNC Fencer goes a little overboard with her webcam [BustedCoverage]
There is a drastic improvement in Mike Vick 2006 to 2010 [Coed]
2010 Movie highlights crammed into 6 minutes [DonChavez]
Take a look at some Emmy Rossum screen caps [Moondog]
Yankees sign Mark Prior to minor league deal.. as Lee’s replacement! [NYPost]
This is why there is no real celebrating in the NHL [TotalProSports]
Help! My wife is flashing her tits too much [Deadspin]
Hilarious Will Ferrell/John C. Reilly video [SharapovasThigh]




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