It wasn’t being away from the game of football that killed Brett Favre. It wasn’t being out of the limelight. It certainly wasn’t the fans. Or was it? In what some could consider an epic downfall, Brett Favre, who just couldn’t walk away, is now getting annihilated with bad press. Released yesterday, Favre is being sued for more naughty text messages, this time to a team massage therapist.

It’s all clear to me now. Favre could not go back to Mississippi and walk away from all the temptation surrounding him. He’s the new Tiger Woods. Only he sucks at it. At least Tiger actually got laid. Favre is the creepy version of Tiger Woods that can’t seal the deal. Can you imagine a worse fate? For all those people who cursed Brett Favre, and wished shit upon him. Wish granted in a big way.