The 5 Best Side Stories From This Year’s SuperBowl

The Super Bowl is this Sunday. It’s much more than a game. There are stories about the players, the venue, the city, and even the entertainment surrounding the game. Some people are hoping for a Steelers win, others are backing the Pack. Then there are some people, like myself, who will just watch the game for entertainment and hope some cool stuff goes down. With that said, off the field there could be some great stuff going down…

Call me a dreamer, but here are the 5 Best Side Stories from this year’s Super Bowl….

(5) Aaron Rodgers Makes Brett Favre Obsolete

I know Brett Favre could never be obsolete, but man would it be nice to have Rodgers win and continue to eliminate the thought of Favre in Green Bay. Rodgers is a good kid, a great QB, and doesn’t deserve to live under Favre’s shadow. It’d be sick if he played awesome, etched his place in Packers Super Bowl lore, and knocked Favre off the top of the mountain.

(4) Roethlisberger gets a serving of humble pie.

Lets face it. Big Ben needs a little dosage of shit. The guy has lived a pretty charmed life after all of his nonsense. I don’t wish anything horrible on the guy, I just don’t think he deserves to bathe in glory. Also, I don’t want to hear about how he’s changed and matured blah blah blah. I don’t have a preference who wins, but I guess now I do….

(3) Cowboys Stadium Gets Horrific Revues As A Host

Odds Jerry Jones has had a boner the past two weeks because all the attention is on his baby… Umm very high. I know he’s just waiting for stories to come out about how awesome the event was, how amazing the stadium is.. it’ll be like his viagra. However, if the place gets dumped on after the Super Bowl he may cry. That’d be fun.

(2) Clay Matthews and Troy Polamalu Shave Their Heads!!

You realize these two guys are going to be highlighted all game. AND you know you are going to be staring at their hair, and how uncomfortable it makes you. Especially Clay Matthews. If they could shave their heads, this game would be ten times better. I dare you to count how many times you notice either players hair.

(1) I’m Praying To God Fergie Pulls a Janet Jackson

The Black Eyed Peas are this year’s Halftime show. You know what it is… God this would be sweet. There’s always a chance….

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