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Every year. Every year. I was brimming with confidence this year. I had some nice swag, and although I’m not out of it, I’m pretty exasperated by some of it. I had Pitt in the Final Four, just like a lot of people. The fact of the matter is; my bracket would look sick if Nasir Robinson didn’t try to commit the dumbest foul I’ve ever seen in my life.

The NCAA Tournament is great. There are no guarantees. Sure, 1 and 2 seeds usually win, but after that it’s really up in the air. Anyone who fills out a perfect bracket they do so as a pure accident. It’s all luck. It’s just not fun when you lose to girls who don’t know squat about sports.

Now that you’ve taken one on the chin, here are 5 things you can do with your NCAA Bracket.

(5) Frame it, and keep it to bring you back down to earth when you think you’re awesome

You know when things are rolling good for you and you start to get a little cocky. Look at that Bracket and remember you suck

(4) Use it to help potty-train your dog

Lets face it. Paper newspapers are pretty much obsolete. Save some trees bro.

(3) For those of you who get high…..

Unathletic is part of partnership for a drug-free America, but if you must……

(2) Wipe Your Ass With It.

I know this is inappropriate and aggressive, but paper towels and toilet paper are expensive these days.

(1) Cry Over It Like a little baby like me

Yeah, I know I’m being a puss.





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