Dallas Cowboys WR Dez Bryant was kicked out of an upscale Dallas mall because he and his companions were wearing their pants too saggy.

Off-Duty police officers working as mall security asked Bryant and co. to pull up their saggy pants Saturday. This lead to a profanity-laced tirade from Bryant. He was then escorted out of the mall, but refused to leave until a “representative” arrived.

It’s funny this made the news. Typically, I would launch a verbal assault on Bryant because I think he’s a peace of shit, but I don’t necessarily agree with this one. Unless Bryant’s pants were at his ankles, and his privates were showing, how can one say because it’s an “upscale mall” he should either dress appropriately or leave. You’d think “upscale mall” just meant for the rich. Guess what? He is rich. Bryant is obnoxious, but he may have a defense in this situation.