The minor league baseball system might not be the sexiest thing in the world but the Wilmington Blue Rocks sure as hell have teeth.   I mean when all else fails how do you draw a crowd?

It’s pretty simple actually.   Just strap a monkey onto a cow and roll the dice.  As you can see from this video I’d have to assume this was the highlight of the game.

It would be for any game.  Wow.

Thanks to Barstool for the find