I’ll say this once, as it becomes a fixture every Tuesday here at Unathletic. It’s absolutely amazing that every week I will be able to post two lawbreaking, sports-related stories with ease. It’s a shame, but can provide some entertainment.. just saying….

(1) Michi Nogami-Marshall – The wife of the stabbing victim Brandon Marshall. Best part of the story.. Brandon told authorities he fell on a vase. Repeat.. fell on a vase. His wife claimed it was in self-defense. Either way she is being charged with aggravated battery with a deadly weapon.

(2) Jamal Coombs-McDaniel – The reigning champions UCONN Huskies got some crappy news as JCM was arrested for possession of marijuana and other fun goodies used for getting high in a dorm room during UCONN’s Spring party. JCM played 6 minutes in the championship game and grabbed two rebounds.

Verdict: Close one, but we gotta give it to Marshall’s wife. Brandon Marshall is a really big deuche bag, but I guess getting stabbed is no joke, and I’ll bet every college basketball player is getting high minus BYU’s squad.