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What can you say…. These 5 guys get to play a sport for a living, they’re rich, and their never alone on the dance floor. Tough life right? It could drive a common man mad with jealousy.

Today’s feature post has 5 guys who fit all three criteria. (1) They play or played a professional sport (2) They’re rich (3) They’ve used every bit of fame and status to be associated with women who most people can only fantasize about.

Here are the 5 Unathletic found to be most successful WAG’in it up….

 

(5) Alex Rodriguez – New York Yankees

A-rod is doing his business these days. He had a hot wife for a while, and has been quite the catch after his divorce linking himself to babes like Kate Hudson and Cameron Diaz. Oh, and he definitely banged Madonna, which is intriguing.

(4) Touchdown Tommy – New England Patriots

I do not like the guy, but I respect his work. Here’s why I put him on this list. A.) He’s got one of the hottest women in the world. B.) His ex-chick, Bridget Moynahan is absolutely gorgeous.

(3) Cristiano Ronaldo – FC Barcelona

The guy has a gallery that makes A-rod look like a chump. Unreal man. Couldn’t have happened to a bigger dbag. I hate to say it, but I have to respect the guy. He’s absolutely crushed some of God’s masterpieces.

(2) Derek Jeter – New York Yankees

Take a deep breathe…..Joy Enriquez, Jordana Brewster, Jessica Biel, Mariah Carey, Vanessa Minnillo, Jessica Alba, Laura Dutta, Scarlett Johansson, Adriana Lima, Vida Guerra, Gabrielle Union, and married to Minka Kelly….. Any fuggin’ questions?

(1) Wilt Chamberlain – Hall of Fame NBA Player

Wilt Chamberlain claims he had sex with over 20,000 women. 20,000. 20,000. That’s over 1 woman a day from age 15 to 55. Ok, maybe not 20,000. Let’s just say 10,000 for arguments sake. 10,000 women. I don’t think I’ll even meet 10,000 women in my lifetime let alone penetrate them. Good heavens





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4 Responses to 5 Athletes Who Hit the Jackpot With Hot Girlfriends

Udi

April 30th, 2011 at 3:19 am

That’s a terrible picture of Cameron Diaz… not very hot…

Oddie131

June 3rd, 2011 at 5:03 am

Cristiano Ronaldo FC Barcelona????? Come on… study some more…

foff

July 29th, 2011 at 10:20 am

Cristiano Ronaldo plays for Barcelona’s most hated rivals Real Madrid. Major f**k up there mate. I assume you are American?

stuzzy

July 31st, 2011 at 11:09 am

cristiano ronaldo doesnt play for barcelona you pie, he plays for their rivals real madrid.

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