Archive for April, 2011

I’m not even going to lie. My penis still hurts from when I found out that Carrie Underwood was engaged to Mike Fisher the hockey player. I mean fuck dude, I miss out on all the good shit. With that said my dudes, country singers are a rare breed. A rare breed in that damn near all of them are smokin’ hot.

Don’t believe me, see for yourself…..

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The NHL playoffs are really giving fans a run for their money. Last night you had two Game 7′s, and the night before you had two more. Four game 7′s in the first round? This can only mean things get better in the second round right? Hockey is a very vulnerable sport as it sits behind other major professional sports in popularity. However, the sport is doing it’s best to grab your attention in the 2011 Playoffs.

Going forward you have some great series that are worth watching. The Flyers and Bruins meet again after the Flyers came back down 3-0 to eliminate Boston.  Detroit and San Jose square off in what should be a battle of two potential Stanley Cup Winners. Detroit looked dominant vs. Pheonix. The interesting series is Tampa Bay and Washington. Tampa is my sleeper team, and I really feel as if they can go the distance. The one series I think that won’t be a thriller will be the Canucks vs. Predators. I think the Canucks rebound and advance easy.

Right now the NHL has to be pretty happy with the way things are shaking out. Worst case scenario the Predators face the Lightning in the Finals. I think that’s safe not to happen. That’s about it though, any other combination would be a success. The NHL playoffs got off to a terrific start in the first round. Stay tuned, because it’s only going to get better.



It’s a relatively common occurrence these days that athletes make an appearance in movies. If you are any body in the sports world, you’ve made a cameo in a movie.

Some go off as a big hit, others end up being a total dud. When I say “Classic” appearances we’re talking random and awesome. Sure, there are the time old traditions like Dan Marino in Ace Ventura, Brett Favre in Something About Mary, these picks are a little off the mainstream.

Take a look and feel free to drop your own favorites…

 

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Click on photo to see the latest mock draft

I have to agree with that spaz from earlier this week. Drafting Cam Newton #1 is the height of stupidity. I just can’t see it man. I may be wrong, but Carolina may pay for this one, literally.

The Press

This is seriously the most disturbing thing you will see all week [WithLeather]
Jessica Barton on the beach is worth a look see [RegretfulMorning]
Could this be the world’s cutest Samari? [Uncoached]
Bryce Harper almost starts first ever bench clearing brawl [TotalProSports]
Wilson Chandler could be headed back to the Knicks [NYPost]
Soccer fan storms the field in a wheel chair [Guyism]
There’s an NFL draft drinking game [Gunaxin]
Valerie Weigmann crushes a sexy tennis photo shoot [BustedCoverage]



Unanimous decision here my friends. Kate Bosworth, who is extremely attractive, decided to just go for it while vacationing in Cancun. I mean one decision and the cat is out of the bag for good. We here at Unathletic like to maintain our dignity so we’ll direct you to our buddies at Spewf who linked up the NSFW pics very nicely for the curious public.

Kate Bosworth Goes Free In Cancun



I love the spirit though. Just hang her out the car, let her take one for the team. Shit is pretty gross, and also pretty sweet that the whole world got to see it. The party bus loved it.



Elle Macpherson is a legend. She’s not one of those run of the mill chicks that get posted on slop sites everyday. We need to show a little respect here. She was one of those creations that God decided to go perfect with. Don’t believe me, take a look….

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This seriously makes me laugh. It’s much worse than Canseco’s. Canseco was just this clumsy lumberjack who tripped and the ball glanced off his glove. This one is just awesome. Raburn hits the ball out of the park with force. It’s a whole new kind of point shaving. It also gave King Felix a win on my fantasy baseball team. Man Raburn was feeling charitable yesterday!




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