It never ends. How many times do we have to hear about it before we believe it? Lance Armstrong once again has hit a snag with his clean escape from cycling. Once again, it’s been brought to the public that Lance was involved in doping. Fellow cyclists went so far as to describe how the doping system works.

It’s lies. It’s all lies, confusion, and tricks. Amidst the lies, here are 5 truths…..

(5) Lance Has Dated Some Nice Women

Sheryl Crow, Kate Hudson, Tory Burch, Sandra Bullock, and Ashley Olsen. I’d dope to be with these ladies for sure.

(4) He Was Elite In His Profession

Here is my theory.. Just as in baseball, EVERYONE was doing it. If everyone is doping and only a select few aren’t it levels the playing field. Lance won 7 consecutive Tours. He wasn’t the only one involved in doping, I will be my life on that. The whole damn sport is corrupt and he was the best.

(3) He’s Not Deserving of all the Awards he’s won

You’ll understand why I feel this way when you see #1, but it’s really ridiculous. He’s won ESPY’s Man of the Year Award a million times, AP Athlete of the Year, Personality of the Year, and more. It’s really too much for cycling, and the state of cycling.

(2) Lance has lied

If you keep hearing bullsh$t about how your boyfriend or girlfriend is cheating on you, but you don’t have hardcore facts. Guess what…. he or she is cheating on you.

(1) NO ONE WOULD LIKE LANCE IF HE DIDN’T HAVE CANCER

That’s right I said it. Listen, Livestrong and the Lance Armstrong Foundation has done a ton, A TON, of great work for cancer, and cancer is a horrible horrible disease. The fact that Lance had testicular cancer has really given him a free pass amidst all this crap surrounding cycling and doping. If he didn’t have cancer he’d be a scumbag who cheated his sport and hooked up with chicks. I can easily make this statement, I’m one of the people that’s done it!