It happens, never to me, but it happens. Sometimes in public, people pee their pants. The situation may be different for every pants-pisser, but it happens. We’re not going to make fun of the people that do it, we’re just going to observe some videos and take notes.
Take a look at some videos of people who, sadly, have pee’d their pants in public.
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A couple 2011 matchups made this list, which is interesting. Not sure if I agree with either of them, but the rest of the article is on point.
The Press
Apparently the ’07 Kentucky Derby was a big orgy (NSFW) [BarstoolPhilly]
Aaron Rodgers and Marisa Miller at the Kentucky Derby [BustedCoverage]
TV’s Hottest Reality stars [Flabber]
Kate Upton in lingerie makes a Monday better [DonChavez]
Manchester United inches closer to EPL title [LATimes]
Cross your fingers! Vivid offers Pippa Middleton $5M to do a porn flick [Moondog]
Lonely Island’s latest video “Jack Sparrow” [SharapovasThigh]
Sexiest Scottish chick you will ever see [Spewf]
We are officially two for two in Fantasy Baseball spot starts so far. Surely, I’ve rode Josh Tomlin until he was over 40% owned in leagues, but hey you can’t fault me. The guy is good. He’s off the board now, no more Joshy T. So we move on. This week it’s between Homer Bailey of the Reds and Tyler Chatwood of the Angels.
Homer Bailey (5/10 vs. Houston) – Bailey turned out a gem in his first start of the season last week. I feel like we’ve waited years for this guy to come into his own. Is this the year? To be determined. However, his start against Houston this weeks looks delicious.
Tyler Chatwood (5/11 vs. Chisox) – Chatwood had a nice amount of hype coming up in the organization. He was AWFUL to start the season and took one on the chin when he started for sick Jered Weaver. His start after that was awesome. Here’s the good news. He started against the White Sox already this year and owned them. The team flat out can’t hit.
The Verdict: I’m going to go ahead and say pick up Bailey and hold him. He could be good to have in your rotation going forward. I love his start this week, and he’s only 13% owned. Chatwood isn’t a long term hold, but could be serviceable this week. Godspeed.
There’s a reason Jacksyouup.com hasn’t taken off. This commercial certainly wouldn’t help them get it done. I thought it had promise. You put a hot chick in heels on a treadmill and watch her eat it. I just wasn’t feeling it. I also wasn’t feeling the “beeetch please” attempt at humor. Fail
We’re celebrating athletes this week. Typically, it’s Unathletic’s Non-Athlete of the Day, but this week not so much. We are going with Sexy Athletes from various sports. Today, we feature swimmers, a sport that has been dominated by Amanda Beard. She’s not the only one though.
Take a look….
Thirty-six points in a deciding game is embarrassing enough, but to go out like punks is downright shameful. That’s how the Lakers went about their business in getting swept by the Dallas Mavericks. They lost Game 4 last night 122-86, while playing about one quarter. They weren’t done there though.
In two separate incidents the Lakers showed they have no class. First, Lamar Odom took a flagrant foul and ejection. Then it was Andrew Bynum, who one-upped Odom with a flagrant foul, ejection, and ripping off his jersey. Phil Jackson’s last game was not what he was hoping for was it?
The issues the Lakers have had this postseason are a joke. I have no personal issue with Kobe, but it would have never happened on MJ’s team. Here’s another thing, I don’t really like Phil Jackson. I don’t think he’s the Zen Master. He’s had Michael, Kobe, Shaq easily 3 of the top 10 best players to ever play the game. Sure, he has to control egos, but he’s had some good players right. Oh well, the Lakers are done and they’re done like punks. Do the Mavs have what it takes??
I realize tailgating has been a theme that has popped up a lot recently on Unathletic, but it’s getting to be that time of year. It’s almost summer, there are concerts, baseball games, and other fun things to do all of which are made better by a sweet tailgate.
There are many activities you can do at a tailgate. Perhaps you’re a grill person, maybe you like to bring the tent and set up shop, or maybe you just like to drink some beers and chill. Either way, games, most of which involve drinking, are essential.
Here are the top 5…..
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I’m not really a Shaq fan, but I do agree he’s been funny in his day. We need to focus on something more important though. The Celtics need to get back in this series. The Heat can’t win. I’ll post Kentucky Derby winner picks today or tomorrow. Stay tuned.
The Press
Titans RB Chris Johnson’s house gets checked for illegal drug operation [WithLeather]
Classic Charles Barkley moment on the golf course [TotalProSports]
Happy 80th Birthday to one of the greatest baseball players of all-time [USAToday]
Check out sexy Danish Model Mia Rosing [Spewf]
The 25 Best Booties in sports today [Guyism]
If you’re into tattoos Kat Von D is right up your alley [Gunaxin]
The greatest thing about PETA is Elisabetta Canalis posing nude for the cause [Flisted]
That’s right, the Tribe are number one in the MLB Power Rankings [CNNSI]
