Archive for May, 2011

That’s one! The other one is not looking so good. I posted a couple weeks ago that the two teams I did NOT want to win were the Capitals and Heat. The Caps got swept by the Lightning last night completing 50% of my dream. The Heat, unfortunately, are looking like they are in cruise control though…

So what does this mean. Well, for one the whiny bitch Bruce Boudreau is probably out. I’m shocked he wasn’t bitching about Tampa’s ice, their fans, or how they play cheap. The guy has not been able to get it done for an owner, who’s growing impatient. I won’t miss hearing this guy complain.

It means Alex Ovechkin can remain in Sidney Crosby’s shadow for another season. Ovechkin works hard, but he’s also cheap. I’ve seen it more than ever watching the playoffs. I don’t feel bad for the shots he gets because he dishes out some cheap ones of his own.

The good news is we don’t have to worry about watching these two in the Stanley Cup. I’m not going to lie, I think the NHL is starting to panic slightly. They are praying for the Bruins. The Western Conference foe is most likely not going to help them with Detroit about to get run. Tampa vs. Nashville or Tampa vs. Vancouver would be a total disaster.



Penalty kicks are one of soccer’s most exciting plays. In a huge match, playing for your nation, in front of a a huge crowd, it’s just you and the goalie. You miss… you’re a goat forever. You score….. you’re a hero. It’s quite incredible. Unfortunately, throughout the history of the sport there have been some big penalty kicks that were missed.

Hit the jump and you will see 5 PK’s that were epic… epic fails.

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Click on photo to read more about Serena’s stalker

I can dig it. I think Serena is sexy in her own way. I would never stalker, but I’m just saying this dude isn’t a total lunatic. There’s been worse right? right?

The Press

Here are the worst breakfast foods to start your day with [AskMen]
Holy Jesus Christ Monkey Balls….Amazing Japanese ghost prank [BarstoolPhilly]
Drew Brees has 37 other players working out at Tulane. Can you say Leader [BleacherReport]
Alexa Flutie is a New England Patriots Cheerleader [BustedCoverage]
Sophia Monk absolute tore up the beach in her bikini [DonChavez]
5 Terrifying effects of exercising [Cracked]
Charles Barkley makes some bold NBA playoff picks [Moondog]
Adidas’ Derrick Rose MVP commercial [SharapovasThigh]

 

 

 



Where the hell has this been my whole life? Last week, Kate Bosworth went topless, this week Courteney Cox decided to let herself out of the house finally. Unreal. I guess now that she’s divorced she’s gotta look good to get guys. Well, let me be the first to say, you’re doing it. Her body is absolutely on point. Fuckin’ pisses me off she wasted all those years with that cheesedick she was married to. Welcome back, Courteney.

Check out more pics from our friends at Don Chavez [Courteney Cox Bikini Pics]



Dude it’s hard when I think this is fuggin’ hilarious, but I can’t advocate that kind of behavior. The reporters reaction is priceless. She’s like holy s$%t and bails. What a spaz!! Don’t do this if you ever get interviewed, but if you do I’ll probably laugh out loud.



I try my best not to like Hayden because she kind of comes off like this snobby little priss who knows she’s tight. I guess at the end of the day I can put that aside and celebrate her sexiness. She little and fine.

Take a look.

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First and foremost, we need to acknowledge something. We are very privileged to live in the United States of America. In times like this, you look around the country, especially in the Middle East where they train 12-year old kids to be suicide bombers, and it’s obvious to see how lucky we are. With that said, we also have the right of freedom of speech. Rashard Mendenhall, with his recent twitter posts, is exercising his freedom of speech.

My stance is this… I get it, but I don’t get it. I can understand what he’s saying about celebrating death. I do think the country could have gone about it a little differently than popping champagne. However, I do think that Mendenhall is taking it to far. I do take issue with this post in particular….

“We’ll never know what really happened. I just have a hard time believing a plane could take a skyscraper down demolition style.”

It should come as no surprise to anyone that professional athletes don’t have the common sense to bite their tongue with some things. I will respect the fact Rashard feels a particular way, but dude you just don’t go there. Regardless of what you think, it’s an issue that requires a tremendous amount of sensitivity. Everyone’s ego is too big, and they think they’re opinion should be heard on every issue. He’s making a critical mistake in that he thinks EVERYONE’S hatred is race driven. Forget that. Throw that out the window and look at the crimes committed. Men in the United States have received the death penalty for far less, and people have been punished with death for crimes since the beginning of time.



After the ACL tear, I’m thinking about amping up my golf career. I could always hold my own, but I think at my age it’s time to make golf a priority. It’s safe right? So here’s the plan… I am going to spend this summer working on my game. I’m going to make myself a superb golfer. Then after the summer ends, I am going to hit up some golf vacations.

So if golf vacations are in my future, we might as well research the 5 tops spots. Lets see if I can hit all of them up in a year or so…..

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