What the hell is Eliza Dushku doing hanging out with Kevin Youkilis. I know she’s a Red Sox fan and blah blah blah. Alyssa Milano Part II! I am not a Red Sox fan, nor do I like Kevin Youkilis so I will not say anything about Eliza’s appearance. That is all.
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I have to give respect where respect is due here. Super Booyah absolutely crushed it with this hilarious post. You can remember just as I do the time you got your picture done with the lazers in the background. It’s amazing that some of these pictures were considered cool at the time.
Take a look at Super Booyah’s great work
It’s been a long road friends. We started with nothing at Unathletic. We’ve had great writers on staff, and we’ve had shitty ones. The growth has been strong to quite strong. So today, in honor of the close to 3 years of blood, sweat, and boners we honor our beloved website and the top 5 Hall of Fame posts.
Here they are in no particular order…
Click on photo to read more about the U.S. Gold Cup Roster
Remember when Freddy Adu was the next big thing…. That sort of fizzled. But hell, the kid is still only 22 years old. He can still do impressive things with his career.
The Press
Ian Poulter looks like your Average Joe golfing on this shot [WithLeather]
Honoring Bubba Gump, Miss Shrimp Beauty Pageant [Uncoached]
Roy Jones Jr. got knocked the f$%k out on Saturday [TotalProSports]
Hustler is going to make an Osama Bin Laden porn parody [Moondog]
Nina Adgal is most certainly worth a look [Flisted]
Bucs QB Josh Freeman is leading his team, gotta love this kid [ESPN]
Whoa, a fake boob protest with real boobs NSFW [DonChavez]
Underwater boxing is definitely a WTF of the day [BustedCoverage]
Today’s Criminal Showdown features two special sports tainted by syringes, synthetic hormones, and lies. Now I understand that there is room for interpretation here, but lets be real. People can only piss down your back and convince you it’s rain for so long…
Baseball: Baseball has gone through hell and back with steroid usage. There has been convictions, lies, and for the past 15 years it seems every player that has made a major impact has been indicted on steroid charges. The game somehow still maintained enough integrity to persevere through tough times, and seemingly has righted the ship.
Cycling: Cycling is at a clear disadvantage here. The face of cycling worldwide is an inspiration to cancer survivors, but also the focus of doping accusations seemingly non-stop. It seems as if every cyclist who has ever won the Tour de France has been charged with doping. What’s worse is the corruption behind officials and testing make “he said she said” commonplace in the sport.
Verdict: Unfortunately, I have to take down cycling on this one. Baseball really took a hit from the steroid issues, but there were still good people in the game, and it was strong enough to overcome. The doping in Cycling is this clandestine, deep rooted corruption that seems to permeate throughout the sport. It’s next level and there aren’t many left to carry the sport through…
I know I read it somewhere. Maybe it was Barstool, but it is true. The Pussification of America is a growing epidemic. The Cookie Monster bro. That guy is your fun-loving, cookie-eating, homeboy. What the hell is wrong with kids these days, get them off the tit.
If I had the time and energy I guess I would try to argue this one, but what the hell. Rosie is damn, sexy, and she deserves recognition for sure. The body is devastating.
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If you think about it.. There is a ton, a ton, of crying in professional sports. Some is moving, some is asinine..
Here is how we break down crying in professional sports…
