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Oh man, oh man… It’s going to happen I know it. The Heat are going to win the NBA title. I’m starting to become at peace with the issue. Oh well.
The Press
2011 NBA Mock Draft complete with all picks [BleacherReport]
Canucks send Sharks to the brink [CNNSI]
Bills RB Garrett Wolfe arrested, bloodied for refusing to pay bar bill [BustedCoverage]
This crazy dude is swimming with tons of jellyfish [COED]
Joakim Noah’s hurls gay slur from bench yesterday [Guyism]
Kate Upton’s Guess lingerie photo shoot [Moondog]
SNL comes up with another hilarious song with Timberlake [NYCBarstool]
I was curious to see pictures of the new villain from the latest Batman movie [FilmDrunk]
It’s not Hall of Fame worthy, but if you asked me to sit in front of a camera and try to entertain you I probably would lose in a contest with this guy. That’s not saying much. I’ll give him the nod today for our video because of the effort. Clearly, he has no other redeeming qualities.
Here’s the deal, and I know we go over this often. I think Miley Cyrus is a tool. I also, because of her toolness, consider her to be a girl that I look right through. Pay her no attention. Then shit like this happens. I post pictures of her trying to look good, she rocks the hell out of a bikini and I’m back to square one.
Little help? Take a look….
New York Mets’ principle owner Fred Wilpon must have had a bad day because he decided to take a dump on players on his team. Not the chump players either, Mr. Wilpon singled out his premiere players. The comments by the Mets’ owner are hilarious…..
On Reyes
“He thinks he’s going to get Carl Crawford money,” Wilpon said, referring to Crawford’s seven-year, $142 million contract with the Boston Red Sox. “He’s had everything wrong with him. He won’t get it.”
On Beltran
“We had some schmuck in New York who paid him based on that one series. He’s 65 to 70 percent of what he was.”
On D. Wright
“Really good kid. A very good player. Not a superstar.”
Here’s all I can say about this… Is he wrong? Perhaps, he didn’t want to come out and say it, but is he wrong? If I was him I’d be frustrated as hell with that team too. Not to mention, none of the guys mentioned above expect for maybe Wright are likeable.
It never ends. How many times do we have to hear about it before we believe it? Lance Armstrong once again has hit a snag with his clean escape from cycling. Once again, it’s been brought to the public that Lance was involved in doping. Fellow cyclists went so far as to describe how the doping system works.
It’s lies. It’s all lies, confusion, and tricks. Amidst the lies, here are 5 truths…..
Week 1: Josh Tomlin – W, 6 IP, 2 Runs, 5 hits, 1 Walk, 3 K’s
Week 2: Josh Tomlin – 7 2/3 IP, 3 Hits, 2 Runs, 5 K’s
Week 3: Homer Bailey – W, 7 IP, 5 Hits, 0 Runs, 5 K’s
Week 4: Josh Collmenter – W, 6 IP, 2 Hits, 0 Runs
You know the rules, if they are under-40% owned in Yahoo Sports League they are fair game. Remember we’re talking waiver wire guys so we’re not getting no-hitters. My losers are doing pretty well too. Get on the train…
Why Dillon Gee? Dillon’s 2 for 3 in his last 3 outings in terms of tossing credible fantasy innings. He faces the the Cubbies on Wednesay and I may ride the train. I like the spot here for him. He’s got tidy numbers, but like all spot starters his K/9 ratio is weak sauce.
Why Erik Bedard? Bedard is that sexy chick that you know is trouble. I’m seduced by, ironically, his K/9 and shrinking WHIP. He’s got the Twinkies this week, and they’ve got some lefties so I like that matchup assuming his arm doesn’t fall off.
Verdict: Bedaaaaard is the winner. I know this is going to come back to bite me in the ass, but his past 4 starts have been fantastic.
Bonus Tip: I don’t know what the story is but Josh Collmenter is still 10% owned and he’s been unhittable. My new rule is I can’t pick a guy two weeks in a row. The Tomlin Rule.
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Is there such thing as an ugly chick from Brazil? Well, probably, but it certainly doesn’t seem that way. I know this picture is airbrushed, but damn….
The Press
The difference between men and women [Attuworld]
The Maxim Top 100 YaY! [Maxim]
More Lance Armstrong doping allegations [CNNSI]
Freshly single Bar Refaeli doesn’t seem to concerned about being lonely in her bikini [BustedCoverage]
Elisabetta Canalis looks hot, works for Sprite?? [DonChavez]
3rd grade love letter is precious [Guyism]
Man charged with spanking 3 college girls [Moondog]
1993 Chris Farley SNL skit playing John Kruk is amazing [BarstoolPhilly]
I seem to always find these places when I’m writing articles for Unathletic. In my own time, we ain’t found sh$t. Probably a good thing, but I think it’d be nice to just once stumble across something like this. Have a nice weekend, pussies.
