This might not be considered “Underrated” because people do know about it, but I’m going to run with it anyway. I mean Arizona State has like an Undie Run every week. It’s not fair to those who went to schools where every person wasn’t gorgeous. I mean hell, I guess it makes sense. You have to get laid at these things right? I’m surprised ASU doesn’t have an enrollment of 2 million.
Take a look at the ASU Undie Run from out brethren at Uncoached
I enjoy a good tailgate. I don’t think I’ll be headed to Iowa anytime soon. This just isn’t my style. However, I did enjoy watching this retarded chick wipe out like every second. What’s worse, the two idiots playing in the mud or the huge crowd enjoying watching to idiots playing in the mud.
I’ll tell you what.. it was close, but soccer came in second to tomorrow’s sexiest athletes. Soccer could be my personal favorite, but I have to be impartial. There are some really sexy soccer chicks these days.
Do yourself a favor and take a look…
In: NBA
(Sigh)…… Why does this always happen? The Heat are going to win the NBA Championship this year, and I am going to be as bitter as I’ve ever been. (Sigh) Oh well, lets just keep rewarding the deuche bags in life and making the little guy suffer. That sounds reasonable.
I don’t care that Lebron gave a heartfelt interview after the game. Oh he’s changed, Oh he’s become more humble, Oh he’s really a good guy. Get the f%$ck out of here. He’s just like all the rest. I seriously will not watch the Heat in the NBA Finals. If I have to watch Lebron, Wade, or whoever bitch about not getting a foul call on every freekin’ possession I’m going to pull my hair out. This eats.
I guess if I turn this blog into Dickhead.com I’ll make tens of millions of dollars. That’s how things work these days. The thing that pisses me off too is that I use to like Dwayne Wade at Marquette and initially in the NBA. Then he went all Miami, started banging every chick in site, and what do you know he’s a lowlife piece of shit. So much for that inspirational story about how he had a kid, and was working hard to get Marquette to the NCAA Championship.
This is the only nice thing I’ll say. Lebron hit damn near every big three or basket he took. Good Job, dickhead.
Let me just get this out of the way first; I understand that these guys probably aren’t suited to be President of the United States. I get that, but I just wanted to make sure we all get that because I do get a lot of e-mails calling me names and stuff.
Today, I have 5 athletes for you, who I would follow through hell and back. These guys just get it. They’re leaders, they stay out of trouble, and the inspire those who need inspiration. Sure they won’t lead the country, but if they had the knowledge maybe they wouldn’t be that bad at the job.
Here are my 5.. As always suggestions welcome…
In: Other
Click on photo to see who is the most influential athlete
I never considered this, nonetheless I was still surprised. I guess that goes to show you how big NASCAR is in our country. Don’t underestimate it….
The Press
TRAVEL: Top 10 Deuche Bag Destinations [AskMen]
Disaster waiting to happen.. Agent wants Favre to mentor Cam Newton [BleacherReport]
Ochocinco can’t sit still, nor can he be out of the spotlight for a second [CNNSI]
Mark Rypien’s daughter is a quarterback too… in lingerie football [BustedCoverage]
Check out these tasty global food vendors around the world. HA [DonChavez]
Carmelo Anthony owns a camel [Guyism]
How can I turn down a soccer chick flashing in the middle of a game on live TV [SharapovasThigh]
Jockey Michael Baze found dead at Churchill Downs days after Kentucky Derby [USAToday]
I’ve written off Katie Holmes a long time ago. She married the biggest cheesedick in the world. She started sh$tting out kids it was all, but over. Here’s the thing; back in the day I loved the chick. I thought she was spectacular. The sad thing is… she still is! She looks great here. The problem is that troll that hangs on her arm with the dyed hair and botox. Take a look at more of Katie Holmes and she’s trying to make a comeback in our fantasy file….
From our friends at Celebuzz [Katie Holmes photos]
I really don’t hate on anyone’s culture at all. Any human being with rational thought can conclude that this looks like a suck time. I mean you’re at the wedding one minute, and the next some old guy is trying to take out your ankles with a stick. Not fun bro.
