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Mavericks Owner Mark Cuban has spoken….

“I might not get rings,” the Mavs’ billionaire owner told NBATV. “Rings are old school. You’ve seen it before: There’s guys who pick up the sweats and towels and they have these big, blingy rings. I’m like, ‘Rings are done. It’s time to take it to the next level.’”

Time to take it to the next level eh? Well, Cuban has spoken and has something up his sleeve for his NBA champion Dallas Mavericks. So, now that we know Cubes is going to do something crazy, we have to speculate what he’s going to get for his team to honor their 2011 Championship. We have some ideas..

Hit the jump and take a look….

(5) Statues Around Dallas for all the Players

MJ has one! Cuban is going to put up statues of his players all over the city of Dallas like hidden Easter Eggs. Good luck finding the little statue of JJ Barea.

(4) Sports Cars With Vanity Plates

I could see this one. Probably with Dallas Mavericks 2011 NBA Champions painted somewhere on the body of the car. Some sports car company is about to hit the jackpot!

(3) Free Taco Bell for a Year

The Mavericks and Taco Bell are partners! Hell, they did it before when they offered free Taco Bell to fans. Now Dirk and Co. can get T Bell year round for free!

(2) Mansions

Cubes could be the nice guy and get his team nice little mansions. Hell they could set up a little retirement village of mansions for all the guys. Be a nice guy Cubes!

(1) Each Player Gets His Own Island

Every player is going to get their own island. Flight attendants if you look down to your right you’ll see Dirk’s Island. If you look closely you can see Lebron James raking the beach and setting up the lounge chairs for the day.





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3 Responses to 5 Replacement Ideas After Mark Cuban Says No Championship Rings for Mavs

Amanda

June 15th, 2011 at 3:21 am

I like the idea of having statues of all the players done. Cuban is a rich guy, i’m sure it’s going to be amazing, whatever it is!

Dirk Nowitzki, Rick Carlisle Want Ring Over Mark Cuban's Bracelet Idea | Larry Brown Sports

June 15th, 2011 at 4:55 pm

[...] rings are done and that he wanted to take the tradition to the next level. We’ve seen plenty of ideas ranging from statues to private islands, but our personal favorite is mini-giraffes. And if Cuban [...]

mustardtits

June 15th, 2011 at 7:27 pm

He should have some of those”GIRLS GONE WILD” shirts laying around.
Maybe tie die some for the boys. Toss in the movie itself for the MVP>

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