This week’s criminal showdown features to pint-sized violators of societal code. It’s a shame that even the littlest people can’t f$ck up society. It’s a close one this week. Take a look and see what you think. Beiber’s name has more photos. They’re worth seeing if you haven’t seen them yet.

Nate Robinson – Nate made the news last week for getting cited for public urination near New York City. He was in a nearby suburb peeing on a bookstore. He was taken to police headquarters, and issued a summons. The fine carries $50.

Justin Bieber – Bieber made the news too for horrifying behavior with Selena Gomez in the ocean. This public display of affection is not only alarming, it could be detrimental to society. I really don’t know what the repercussions will be for this, but they should be pretty bad.

Verdict – Public Urination vs. Public Display of affection. Normally, you go with urination every time, but it’s Bieber, and we can’t be having that. Bieber takes the nod this week. It’s just sickening to see this little pipsqueak run rampant with women.