River Plate was one of the most successful teams in the history of Argentinian Club Football. The recent relegation of the club will be the first time they are not in the top flight in their 110 year history. To no one’s surprise, after the game there were riots.

This wasn’t an insane riot. To be honest with you, I don’t really understand it. Here is another video that shows more of the “riot”. Couple things of note: (1) The water hoses. In the stadium and outside the stadium in those tank looking things. I’m not going to say getting drilled with hundred of pounds of water feels good, but is this seriously the method the Argentinian Police use. The hose you down if you start to act up. I particularly enjoyed the hosing within the stadium. It didn’t even look like crazy stuff was going down. It was a preemptive hosing.  (2) River Plate has been in the top flight for 110 years. They have been wildly successful. I understand the fans are upset, but the team has been good for you. It’s going to be ok. It’s just one year. Hopefully.

So as we move on we must note that “rioting” in the new in thing. Your team loses, f$%k it riot. The good thing about Miami Heat fans is they don’t know their asses from their elbows in sports so the city of Miami will always be safe from big losses. Fuggin’ rioting. What’s next? Genital mutilation if your team loses.