Over the weekend LeBron James and his girlfriend Savannah joined Mary J. Blige at the Gucci soirée she was hosting at the luxury brand’s Fifth Avenue shop.   First of all, I’m sorry but who the hell is this chick?  Does she have a mohawk?

Is this some kind of a wacko Tom Brady reversal or something?  Is her goal to turn him into Steve Urkel?  I have no idea what’s going on here but I certainly don’t mind it.

He probably could have used those glasses in the finals.

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