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It’s actually pretty inexplicable if you think about it. The Bruins have absolutely annihilated the Canucks at home this series, yet we’re going to a game 7. If you were to look at the games in Boston you’d think the Bruins would be on vacation already.
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Former Lance Armstrong teammate calls Feds on Lance [BleacherReport]
Jeter strains calf, puts a timeout on his quest for 3,000 [CNNSI]
Porn stars like to flip off the camera, here’s a gallery to prove it [Uncoached]
I will always post Kate Beckinsale galleries, regardless of the situation [DonChavez]
I guess I’m the last person to know that there’s a thing called “cone’ing” [Flisted]
Dirk celebrated his championship with Lil’ Wayne [NYCBarstool]
The Top 5 Hottest Poker babes [Spewf]
This week’s criminal showdown features to pint-sized violators of societal code. It’s a shame that even the littlest people can’t f$ck up society. It’s a close one this week. Take a look and see what you think. Beiber’s name has more photos. They’re worth seeing if you haven’t seen them yet.
Nate Robinson – Nate made the news last week for getting cited for public urination near New York City. He was in a nearby suburb peeing on a bookstore. He was taken to police headquarters, and issued a summons. The fine carries $50.
Justin Bieber – Bieber made the news too for horrifying behavior with Selena Gomez in the ocean. This public display of affection is not only alarming, it could be detrimental to society. I really don’t know what the repercussions will be for this, but they should be pretty bad.
Verdict – Public Urination vs. Public Display of affection. Normally, you go with urination every time, but it’s Bieber, and we can’t be having that. Bieber takes the nod this week. It’s just sickening to see this little pipsqueak run rampant with women.
I’m f%ckin hurt man, I’m f%ckin hurt. This guy is awesome. He’s just chillen in the street. Oh man I love this. I love how the woman stays in the car. Oh no a black guy! He doesn’t look very hurt, he actually looks pretty comfortable. I’m not sure what I would do if I got hit by a car on my bike. I could see just lounging until the cops come.
This picture is the biggest example of a no win scenario I’ve seen in a very very long time. As a kid we’ve all seen friends or even family switch sports teams. Hell some of our friends were all front runners and you’d see them wear different jerseys every single year. Honestly that stuff used to really piss me off. But hey, we were children and it is what it is.
What’s not acceptable? This stuff right here. Not only do I hope this kid’s friends ream him for these screw up but how about the parents? How in the world do you allow your son to do this? There’s absolutely nothing right or diplomatic about it in any way.
That’s like someone going to a Yankees/Sox game and wearing gear from each team. Oh wait…….
Hey bro, it’s all good. She’s going to be 19 in July so we’re all good legally with this one. Let me speak freely about Justin Bieber for a second. The kid can sing, and do music stuff, I will give him that, but you know as well as I do he is run of the mill. Every one of us had a Bieber in High School. Due to the fact he can sing and shit, he’s going to get Wilt Chamberlain like sex numbers. Unfortunately, he won’t be crushing anything with that little meat.
Take a look at his piece….
Wow… anybody? Nobody? Well, I agree. The news that Terrelle Pryor hired f%ckin Drew Rosenhaus really irritates me. So now that I am irritated I am going to use this post to talk about young Mr. Pryor.
First, it takes a whole hell of a lot to have the entire sports world hate you before you sign a professional contract. Usually a college player can acquire some enemies, but not to the magnitude of Pryor. I can’t stand the kid. He’s an arrogant punk, and the best part is he’s shown no remorse for all the bullsh$t that happened at Ohio State. I’m glad he was able to shake that off and sign Drew Rosenhaus, the guy who just got done dry humping ex-convict Plaxico Burress. Keep your portfolio clean Drew, thatta boy.
Terrelle Pryor will not be a successful NFL quarterback. I think that is a safe bet. He may in fact become one of those multi-used, wildcat, cheesedick players. So maybe at best we have to deal with this guy for four more years. I’m sure his teammates are going to love him. Terrelle, you are no Lebron James, but I have to give you credit… you were able to get the masses to wish for your failure just like the ex-King.
There are some sports movies that depict supernatural athletes in a realistic way. And some go way over the top. Either way it’s fun to see things in movies that we know don’t really happen in real life. That’s the whole point of movies anyway. They are fantasy.
And sometimes seeing fantasy is all we need. Particularly in sports movies, it’s awesome when you can see statistics that never, ever happen in real life.
That said, here are some of the best fictional sports performances in movies…..
Mavericks Owner Mark Cuban has spoken….
“I might not get rings,” the Mavs’ billionaire owner told NBATV. “Rings are old school. You’ve seen it before: There’s guys who pick up the sweats and towels and they have these big, blingy rings. I’m like, ‘Rings are done. It’s time to take it to the next level.’”
Time to take it to the next level eh? Well, Cuban has spoken and has something up his sleeve for his NBA champion Dallas Mavericks. So, now that we know Cubes is going to do something crazy, we have to speculate what he’s going to get for his team to honor their 2011 Championship. We have some ideas..
Hit the jump and take a look….
