Hello folks, we decided that annoying you during the week wasn’t enough. So that you don’t get quite enough of Unathletic during your important reading times at work, know that you’ll get a new photo each week that will give you a quick smile.
Today’s picture is simply beautiful. A wonderful family portrait of Mr. Dwyane Wade and his two sons. Don’t they look just lovely?
I think Spoelstra should consider getting these two in the game tonight.
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Nothing better than the Hot 100 to send you off into the weekend. You have to love a list where #100 and #1 are equally a wet dream. Have a nice weekend folks.
The Press
Gilbert Arena is a huge douche bag, but his tweets from his blind date are worth looking at [WithLeather]
Star Wars Ewok busted for touching himself in public [RegretfulMorning]
Karma is a bitch, D.Wade and Lebron were mocking Dirk before Game 5 [TotalProSports]
Abbey Clancy crushed “Guess That Ass” on [NYCBarstool]
Porn Star Jesse Jane rocking tiny bikinis [Moondog]
Married Dutch Futbol players go buck wild with Brazilian chicks [BustedCoverage]
Sophia Monk has some sweet side boobage [Ehowa]
Adrianna Lima is a good bra saleswoman [DonChavez]
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Not sure what to say about this one… I just don’t think this gets this guy laid.. with men or women. I’ve always wanted to go to Brazil. The babes there look like they are off the charts. It’s guys like this that make me rethink that decision. I guess I could put up with a few of these dudes, to be around Brazilian goddesses.
In case you guys weren’t aware, yesterday morning Stephen A. Smith went on Mike and Mike to infer that Rashard Lewis had been smashing Bron’s girl behind his back. Promptly after that a very funny tweet occurred.
First Delonte and his mom, now Rashard Lewis and his girlfriend. If Lebron’s dad were around you know that Don Amaechi would be smashin
Yes, Lebron got a triple double last night but they lost the game did they not? And I’m gonna have to agree with the boys over at Barstool on this one. Do you realize how difficult it is to do your job when Rashard Lewis is banging your girlfriend? I’d say damned near impossible.
Clearly it’s no surprise than Bron isn’t playing up to snuff. So there’s a very small part of me that actually feels for this guy. Then again the part where he makes over $60MM a year rejoices and allows me to take tons of comfort in making fun of the guy.
Is this legal? Is Emma Watson over 18? I hope so. I can see how fanboys are feeling this little vixen. She’s kind of sexy in her own way. I’ll tell you what. I saw a shot of her at the MTV Movie Awards. She looked good man. Really good. Everyone likes their own flavor…
Take a look.
In: NBA
Somebody check my translation on this one. One More! We need one more win, and the big bad Miami Heat are dead. The Mavs took home game 5 last night in impressive fashion and have no put Bron Bron and Wade on the brink of elimination. Dirk led the way with 29, but Jason Terry played huge and hit some big shots giving the people hope!
I know I’ve been hating on the Heat, Lebron, and D-Wade for quite some time now, and I’m actually starting to feel bad. Lebron, is a punk, but he’s also human. The guy isn’t going to be phenomenal every game. He’s not Jordan remember:) The guy is about to experience and epic failure and he’s getting absolutely tortured. I don’t feel bad for him, but I do. That’s only because I’m a nice guy.
Either way, this is the Dirk Nowitzki story. The man is officially cementing his name in the legends of the NBA. I’m happy about that, I always liked Dirk. Here’s the problem; nothing is over yet. The Heat could win the next two games and then I won’t know what to blog. I’ll blog about how I was feeling good today, and then had my heart ripped out! F%ck, now I’m nervous again.
Honestly I’d rather not concern myself with the lockout right now. It’s just getting as drawn out as can possibly be. Clearly I think we’re all hoping for a full season. I mean just think. With no football we’ll actually have to be productive on Sundays? Yeah right. That ain’t happening.
I for one have no intention of getting off the couch whether football resumes or not. The nice thing about this all is that cheerleaders work all year around, in every sport, no matter what. So let’s take solace in that.
And let’s take solace in seeing NFL cheerleaders wearing costumes….
Lets face it, one of the things that sucks about growing up in this era is that the baseball players we cheered for will have an asterisk next to their name. You know you always heard your dad talk about Willie Mays, Hank Aaron, and Mickey Mantle, and you have to admit that unless you are lucky to have followed a “good guy” you can’t really have the same conversation with your kid. I don’t think anyone is going to be talking to their son about Barry Bonds or Roger Clemens.
With that said, there are some guys that should escape this abyss unscathed. There are some guys you’ll have the green light to tell your kids about. Here are 5 of those guys, I’m sure there are others. Feel free to give input.
