Pretty uneventful video, but I have to say it leaves a bad taste in my mouth. I’ve taken grounders, throws, etc off the dome and I don’t just roll over an die. I know it hurts babe, but don’t just head straight for the fetal position. Try and get the girl out! Come on now
All stories and plot lines for the NBA Finals aside, we mustn’t forget how big a stage this event is. Sure we know that Los Angeles and Miami sport big celebrity fan bases to watch games. However when it comes to championship time, the famous people go to where the games are.
Which is why game 3 was particularly fun. Not because Miami won or did anything special. But mostly because George Lopez was sitting in the audience. And given the fact that I don’t think he’s even remotely funny or deserves to be making a dime for being himself, a kid giving him this face and having it caught on camera provides me (and hopefully you) with a little comic relief.
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Elisha has settled for TV these days. She’s gained a few pounds, luckily it’s landed in her bra, but I feel like her days are coming to a close. I have to say this; she’s fuggin’ hot. She is really hot. I’m not fond of her dating habits, but she can still catch my attention. I’m certainly not a SuperFan like this dude
Take a look….
In: NCAA
I know what you are saying, I’m being mean or a “hater” as some of you like to put it. I have to be honest I do feel a little guilty about this post, but I think I’ll be ok. Terrelle Pryor has officially given up his senior season amid the scandal at Ohio State. The only reason I feel a slight bit of guilt is because I know he’s still a kid in a lot of ways. He probably didn’t have a decent upbringing, etc. Still, he knows right from wrong, and there is really no excuse.
Terrelle Pryor is not an outstanding citizen. He has had a laundry list of issues since he’s been at Ohio State and never suffered any consequence. Now, he gets to leave the scene of the crime and make money in the NFL. (If the NFL ever decides to play again) Sounds fair doesn’t it? If he had even a shred of character, or courage he would have returned to Ohio State for his senior season, faced the music and tried to right his image and the program that gave him a chance. As crappy as it’s been in Ann Arbor, they’re probably thankful they missed out on this guy.
Personally, I don’t see how an NFL team can give this guy a shot. We’ve seen how this story ends. Trouble, and no reward. Furthermore, he’s not an NFL quarterback, and I’m not sure he’s quick enough to be a wide receiver. For those that like to assault me, notice I said quick, not fast. Either way, I’m glad that Pryor will be remembered for going out like a punk, he deserves it.
It’s understandable that many men out there are whipped. Some are lonely. Some are that grateful that a woman is having sex with them. Many have an extremely low self esteem and therefore do what women tell them to do. It’s easy to understand this amongst “mortal” normal men.
But athletes? As a fan of sports I feel it’s an athlete’s obligation to run around like a rock star, bang plenty of women, and never, ever get caught up in being steered by a woman. Call it sexist but I mean come on! Hell it’s OK to be married and faithful, just don’t be whipped fellas. Please.
In that light, here are the seven all time most whipped athletes in history…..
The 1976 Chicago White Sox actually wore these uniforms. They actually wore these uniforms in a real game. Amazing isn’t it, thankfully it was only one game. Throughout the years teams have worn some awful, awful uniforms. I’m going to go ahead and say these White Sox unis really might take the cake, but there are still more.
Take a look at some of the most awful uniforms in the history of sports…..
In: Other
Click on photo to read more about the Bruins Big Game 3 Win
Here’s my conspiracy theory; the NHL figured that there would be little interest in the Finals. They were right. I’m not into it. So instead, they told both teams to start drama with BS extracurricular activities to get attention. We do love our conspiracy theories here at Unathletic.
The Press
Crappy Housewife Youtube video is hot right now [RegretfulMorning]
Who knew some of the best underwear fashion shows were in Belarus [Uncoached]
Perhaps Donald Brashear is rethinking his MMA career [TotalProSports]
Bobby Knight calls NCAA “idiotic” for treatment of Ohio State [USAToday]
Wow Trish Stratus looks sexy with brown hair [Guyism]
5 Manliest hobbies you’ve never heard of [Cracked]
Bryce Harper is the biggest d$ckhead on the planet [NatsEnquirer]
Remember Dewon Brazelton, he beats his chick too [BustedCoverage]
With Plaxico Burress being released from prison this week, it should come as no surprise that our Weekly Criminal Showdown features the two big gunslingers of professional sports of recent years. Now class, what have we learned from the past couple years about guns. (1) Don’t bring them across state lines without a license. (2) Don’t shoot yourself in the foot in a night club. (3) Don’t bring guns to work (4) Don’t threaten co-workers with said guns!
Plaxico Burress – We all know the Plaxico story. Plax was carrying a gun in a New York night club, and accidentally shot himself. Long story short; he was convicted of two counts of criminal possession of a weapon in the second degree, and a single count of reckless endangerment. Both are felonies. Plax got two years, but was released a couple months early.
Gilbert Arenas – Brainiac Arenas was found to be storing unloaded weapons in his locker room at the Verizon Center. He was found in violation of NBA rules, and Washington D.C. ordinance rules. He also got tabbed for carrying an unlicensed firearms in D.C. Arena’s punishment wasn’t nearly as bad as Plaxico’s as he got 30 days in a half-way house, and 2 years of probation. He missed most of the 2010 season.
The Verdict – Both guys are morons. Plax got the sh$t end of the stick. They always say the punishment fits the crime, so we’ll go with Plax as the winner in the Numba One Gunnas Showdown.
