Derek Jeter has more people hating on him by the day. To be honest, it’s pretty freekin’ ridiculous. You have people wearing Michael Vick jerseys hating on the guy. It’s amazingly puzzling to me, and it’s something that requires a ton of research to actually figure out.

So we here at Unathletic decided to do our research. We’ve come to 5 simple truths as to why people hate Derek Jeter, the man who became the youngest to 3,000 hits last weekend. It’s not as puzzling as it use to be.

Take a look, and see if you can relate… HATER haha

5. He’s a Yankee for Life

Derek was born and raised into the Yankee family, and because of that he’s automatically going to have haters. People hate the Yankees and when you’re Mr. Yankee you’re automatically going to be hated upon. It’s a simple equation. If Jeter played for the Twins everyone would love him, I think….

4. He Never Says The Wrong Thing

It’s almost amazing. I cannot think of a professional athlete who has handled himself better over a long period of time than Derek Jeter. Reporters have been trying to get Derek to talk sh$t on people, spaz out after a bad game, comment on some idiot saying something stupid,� or do whatever they can to get him to say something newsworthy and he hasn’t… not once.

3. He’s Won….. A Lot

You know how the story goes… you’ve hated the kid that always won during gym class when you were little why would that change now? Derek Jeter has won 5 World Series Championships. 5 more than the Cubs have won in 100 years. Haters wanna hate who’s on top.

2. The Guy is Freekin’ Good

If this was Karim Garcia, I wouldn’t be writing an article on it. All you hear about it how Derek Jeter sucks at shortstop, he’s overrated, etc. Who the fu$k rates him so high? The guy has 3,000 hits, he’s clutch as hell in the post season, and he’s a top ten defensive shortstop in the league right now. What the Gold Glove Awards go to the most handsome? Come on now.

1. He’s Bedded Every Chick in your Fantasy File

Seriously… Derek Jeter has dated every chick I love. No joke. Alba, Scarlett, Biel, Minka, and Minillo. I mean Jesus, those are my favorites, and I’m sure they are yours too. It’s sheer jealousy. I’m jealous as a motherf$cker. F$ck Derek Jeter