Last week Bleacherreport did an article on their Top 10 Picks to be Tiger’s Caddy.   Personally I thought the list was pretty damned funny.   So that got me thinking.   And while I enjoyed their ten, I realized that my picks were a little more obscure.

So we decided to do our own list of caddy replacements.    Criteria was based on purely nothing other than us thinking it would be purely entertaining.

We had one caddy in common with Bleacher.  Can you guess who it is?  Our picks after the jump….

That Weird Blond Kid from Happy Gilmore

Please for the love of God someone find this kid and make it so.  This is what he looks like now.  And if you can’t find him exactly, you can get some homeless guy just like Happy did.   Equally as entertaining.

Kim Kardashian

I just figured why the hell not?  How much fun would it be to see good old Kim in some kind of low cut tight T-Shirt doing manual labor?   And you know it would sure as hall draw a crowd.   I mean there’s absolutely zero wrong with this plan.

Keenan Cahill AKA The Lip Synch Kid

This would actually be something that I think would legitimately be awesome.  And I’m not talking about humor here.   Keenan Cahill has a rare disease called Maroteaux-Lamy Syndrome which leads to disability and a shorter lifespan.   For once Tiger should do something noble like let this kid caddy for him for a few tournaments.

Fuzzy Zoeller

Don’t think I haven’t forgotten about his fried chicken comments he made years ago.   He may have apologized those years back but you know Tiger has held on to that.   It’d be nice to see Zoeller walk around carrying those clubs.

Erin Andrews

Only because somehow she’d make it seem like she was traumatized by the whole incident and cause a major uproar.  That and she’s hot.

*also any pornstar.  Also how about Woods carries them himself?  Then he can’t blame anyone for anything.