This is frightening man. Clearly, the guy has some kind of issue, but honestly if I was working at KFC and someone was video taping me we would be considering this the light treatment. I mean it’s a spaz out for sure, but no need to record the guy.

There was a lot of rustlings on the internet when people saw Dirk Nowitski at the ESPY’s kissing this woman before he went up to accept his award. Clearly the issue was Dirk dating an African American woman. Bottom line, I think this chick is extremely hot so there’s nothing wrong with that at all.
However, given the picture below? I’d say Dirk shouldn’t get too caught up with any one woman right now.

Erin Andrews? Yeah, I’d say he should be hitting that. Look at his teeth! What the hell is with those chompers?
What can I say? She’s cute. I’ve always liked Lauren Conrad. She never bought boobs and went psycho like her ex-best friend Heidi Montag, she just stayed LC. You have to like that a little don’t you? Now… if Lauren ever bought boobs I’d be on a one way ticket to wherever the hell she lives. Don’t act like you’ve never watched The Hills for a minute or two before you know you dig it.
Take a look at LC…
I have mixed feelings about this new trend. First, lets be clear about something…. I have nothing but the utmost respect for our Nation’s soldiers, who risk their lives to defend our country. Second, I know it’s all fun and games, but I’m not really feeling the whole Youtube date with a celebrity thing. There’s just something that irks me about it. I believe that the men and women overseas absolutely deserve something special that ordinary citizens don’t deserve, but getting celebrity dates via Youtube seems to take away something from the service.
Eh, but then again it is all just for fun. I get that the men and women in the armed forces did not sign up to defend this nation to get a date with Hope Solo. I love how it puts the celebrity in an awkward position. If they say “no” they look like insensitive a$$holes. My feeling is this is going to spread like wild fire. First, Kunis then Solo…. I’m thinking the next guy should go for a sure thing like Jenna Haze or Kim Kardashian. Coming soon to Unathletic my marriage proposal to Alex Morgan of the US Women’s Team.

Our friends at Bleacherreport ran an article the other day about offseason activities that athletes have been up to. They focused on about 20 or so. While I’m sure these guys were up to plenty, we found that seven particularly shot out at us.
It’s one thing to get into new things and hobbies. It’s another to blatantly piss off your coaches and league.
Here we see a little of both….
Nothing to contemplate with Friday’s opening blog. We need a little fire to get us going for the weekend, but use this article as a warning: if you’re partying this weekend, behave yourself in front of your chick or you may end up like one of these guys.
A little alcohol, a little nonsense and the next thing you know that’s a wrap. Enjoy the videos and weekend friends.
Hit the jump to check it out.
Click on photo to read about the US Women headed to the Finals
It’s ok to watch fellas. You’re not less-masculine, and there is nothing wrong with you. The games have been exciting and it’s for the country. This weekend you can clear your schedule and tune in. I promise it’s ok.
The Press
Dirk and Mavs win big at the ESPYs last night [BleacherReport]
Paralyzed Rutgers football player Eric LeGrand tweets photos of himself standing [CNNSI]
Elin Nordegren is kissing a new guy! [FanPhooey]
This is a gallery of nerdy chicks who are hot, it’s amazing [COED]
Lauren Pope’s buns during a wardrobe malfunction [GCeleb]
20 Funniest Soccer faces of all-time [EgoTV]
Marlins close upper deck for the season to cut costs [ESPN]
Lucy Pinder gets nude for her 2012 Calendar [Flisted]

In case you’re wondering who this dude is, he’s only the most prospected high school player in the country. His name is Cameron Biedscheid. And is it me or does it look like he wants to get the hell out of there?
I’m guessing he’s either A. Freaked out by Lebron’s shirt, B. Has no desire to be near this guy or C. Just took a dump in his pants.
I think it might be combination of all three. By the way, what’s the over under on when Lebron has to shave his head? I’m gonna go with 6 months to a year at most.