News hit the wires that Charlie Sheen is the next up on Comedy Central’s Roast. I don’t watch the show religiously, but when I have tuned in I’ve found it pretty damn hilarious. My proposal is to expand it to athletes. Sure you can roast Bob Saget, Flavor Flav, David Hasselhoff, and co., but wouldn’t you want to see some of your favorite athletes up there.
The question is; who do we choose? There are actually more choices than you think. When I first came up with this bit, I figured I’d go with the high profile guys, but there just so happens to be a lot of high profile guys that would be nice to roast. I’ll lay down Unathletic’s five picks, feel free to give yours…
Here are Unathletic’s five…
Click on photo to read more about CC’s big first half
I know he plays on the Yankees, and they have a million All-Stars etc., but look at the numbers. There isn’t a player in pinstripes more deserving than CC. Maybe Curtis Granderson, but you could argue it. Guy is pitching great.
The Press
Kid oogles sexy NESN reporter Heidi Watney [WithLeather]
Guy gets owned by possessed firework [RegretfulMorning]
Munich has a crazy looking outdoor basketball court [TotalProSports]
Chris Bosh and his sexy fiance hit the Hamptons [TerezOwens]
Mets fan gives Mr. Met a really awkward dong tap [SharapovasThigh]
Swedish Soccer hottie shows off her sports bra [Guyism]
Malin Akerman looks sexy in her swimsuit [DonChavez]
Celebrity reactions to Casey Anthony’s verdict [Coed]
This sh$t is wild. First, let me give some credit to the little kid. I understand that there is glass is between them but when you’re that little how do you sit there staring down a gator and not even move when he tries to eat his fuggin’ head. I would have sh$t my pants if I was a young kid in that situation. Alligators are no joke man.
How can you not love two hot chicks who will f$%k anyone for money? I mean these chicks have to be as easy as easy comes when talking about getting laid right? Anyway, the good news is if you catch one of these chicks and happen to lay pipe I’m guessing you can show them the time of your life because you know Hef wasn’t hitting that right.
Take a look at the pics and see if you’d hit it….
The people of Boston not only have a baseball team to love but clearly they’ve got one of the best sideline reporters in the business in Heidi Watney. As much as she was trying to do her best to report on Jose Bautista, like any male, this guy just couldn’t resist.
Honestly, what do you think you would do? Hey at least he wasn’t sticking out his tongue or doing anything too lewd. Then again, it would have been much better if he did.
At least he’s got some fun footage he can look at when he’s 50 and has a wife that doesn’t even remotely compare to Watney.
Of all the mascots in professional sports you have to admit that the Philly Phanatic is way up there. For many people he’d be considered number one and I’m 100% fine with that argument.
And I’m speaking strictly for his antics on the field. Some of the stuff this guy gets away with could easily be written in a police report. While I’m sure the job doesn’t pay well, it sure seems fun as hell to do.
Here are seven great videos of the Phanatic….
How do the Cavaliers feel about their number one pick now? Kyrie Irving has filed a harassment complaint against Jessica Jackson, a Bronx native also known as “Miss Hawaii”. Irving claims he has received “terroristic threats” from the woman between March and May of 2011. The harassment complaint was filed on May 17th.
The part that I love the most is that the two first encountered each other on Twitter. That lead to a meeting at the Ritz Carlton in Charlotte, NC. Kyrie Irving contends that the meeting lasted two minutes and the two went their separate ways. A meeting at the Ritz Carlton of this nature lasted for two minutes and they went their separate ways…. YEAH RIGHT. What’s even more fun is; Jackson claims to have videos of the Cavs’ #1 pick masturbating and has threatened to release them.
Dear Kyrie, Please watch the speech that goes something like, “nothing good has come after midnight” etc. This is almost laughable and makes Irving looks like a chump. I’m sure he isn’t as innocent as he appears in this incident. Fuggin’ Twitter is amazing man.
For those of you who pay attention to the news, Casey Anthony who was almost strapped into the electric chair was acquitted of 1st Degree murder yesterday. This marks one of the largest upsets in the history of upsets. We do sports here, so lets move on. One of the greatest parts of sports is the we never know the outcome. We can have a heavy favorite, but nothing is for sure until the final whistle.
So which sporting events are the greatest upsets in history? There have been tons of them, so we here at Unathletic are going to do our best to pick the top 5. Let me know what you think….
