First Madonna, now Christie Brinkley? Classic A-Rod, always trying to get his d$ck wet. Although the Yankees third baseman is currently dating Cameron Diaz, that doesn’t mean he’s not looking around. A-rod went so far as to invite Christie Brinkley to the game and allegedly tell the 57-year old model he’s unattached.
A-Rod’s people responded saying they are “just friends” and he invites people to the game all the time. This is probably true, but you never hear when he invites the ugly chicks. I’m not going to lie, Christie Brinkley is hot for a 57-year old chick. As if A-Rod was having a tough enough time hitting home runs this season, now he’s got this bullsh$t. I’d be willing to bet A-Rod’s IQ is close to Forrest Gump. I’m dead serious.
July 4th is a time for fun, drinking, and…. dancing. Do you ever notice that these “dancing” guys are always by themselves and there is no one within 10 feet of them. I think this is probably the 20th video of some drunk spaz doing some kind of forbidden dance. That’s the great thing about dancing, the possibilities are endless.
Straight from the Twitter account of Darnell Dockett comes this tasty tidbit. “I just bought this, his new name is NINO.” Did he have an old name? You see these are the things I think the public should know. And where did the name NINO come from. I really hope it’s from New Jack City.
While most players are getting ready to potentially play, Dockett is chillin’ with a new alligator. Um, is it even legal to buy an alligator in Arizona? Have the Cardinals posted any opinions on the subject?
Bottom line, this is the most badass and clearly the dumbest purchase by an NFL player in the offseason.
Lady Gaga has reached unprecedented status in the world. She’s done it all without truly revealing what she really looks like… Well, just kidding. But still, Lady Gaga is always in some freaky outfit or has some weird hair cut, so it’s hard to identify her when she’s not Lady Gaga. With all that said, there is a small sect of individuals who find Lady Gaga to be their sexual fantasy. After you view these pictures will you be one of them…
Take a look, and see……
How can you explain the Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest that takes place every 4th of July? One must prepare themselves to eat 20,000 calories in ten minutes. 20,000. If you are a decent eater, that’s about 8-9 days worth of calories. It’s an absolute phenomenon. This year’s winner was Joey Chestnut won his fifth hot dog contest this weekend devouring 62 hot dogs, which wasn’t even the record.
After punishing 62 hot dogs, and wet buns with lemonade Joey Chestnut was able to celebrate with his $10,000 prize. His response to all of the fun,
“I feel great!” he said after the contest, adding that he was going to drink a lot of water and avoid hot dogs for a few days.
The funniest part of the Hot Dog eating contest which is close to a hundred years old has people who watch in horror, stating that we live in a country that fights obesity. The irony of that statement is half of the competitors are small and ripped like Kobayashi. The hot dog eating contest is like one of those things you’re amazed out and can’t take your eyes off of. I would never want to be a competitive eater, and I don’t think much of the contestants, but it’s still pretty interesting.
Have you ever caught yourself watching a sport, see a particular player and thought to yourself “How the hell is this guy good? Look at this guy!” And usually when you’re thinking this to yourself it’s in reference to said athlete not really looking the part.
Most athletes “look” like athletes which is to say they are in shape, have the kinds of physiques we all aspire to have and move around like no human being can move.
But some guys look like everyday Joe’s. Here are seven in particular….
I’m sure by now everyone has heard that Ron Artest wishes to legally change his name like Chad Ocho Cinco. Ron Arest wishes to be now known as Metta World Peace. Metta means “strong wish for the welfare and happiness of others”, and we all know what World Peace means. Quite franky, it’s probably the worst possible name for Ron Artest. The name just sucks. I can’t think of a worse name for this guy. This just goes to show you how blatantly retarded Ron Artest is….
With that said, we are going to have to intervene and suggest some new names for Ron Ron. Here are our top 5….
