Jose Reyes was called the best player in the world by Alex Rodriguez. It’s only a matter of time before Eminem calls Jose Reyes the best rapper in the world… ehhhhhh.
“No Hay Amigo” is Jose Reyes’ super popular rap video featuring a host of popular Dominican rappers. A loose translation…. There is no friend. Damn dude that’s sad. My favorite part of Reyes’ rap…
A friend is like a glass of water in a desert
Sh$t dude, I’m getting emotional. If I were the Mets I would sign this double threat right now. To be honest, for the longest time I suspected Jose Reyes of being gay. Not anymore. I’m more gay than he is now.
Last week Bleacherreport did an article on their Top 10 Picks to be Tiger’s Caddy. Personally I thought the list was pretty damned funny. So that got me thinking. And while I enjoyed their ten, I realized that my picks were a little more obscure.
So we decided to do our own list of caddy replacements. Criteria was based on purely nothing other than us thinking it would be purely entertaining.
We had one caddy in common with Bleacher. Can you guess who it is? Our picks after the jump….
It happens…. You get angry after a bad outing or a rough call and the only thing in the dugout or on the bench you can take your aggression out on is….. the water cooler. The poor innocent water cooler whose single purpose is to hydrate and help you. It isn’t fair I tell you.
Well, there has been a lot of water cooler injustice in the history of sports, and we have to stop ignoring it. Here are some blatant violations caught on video.
Take a look….
Click on photo to read more about Kershaw’s big game
For me it’s Clayton Kershaw. Roy Halladay is the best pitcher in MLB. Clayton Kershaw isn’t too far behind. The guy is an absolute stud. If he stays healthy he’s going to be good for a long time.
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This is the second day in a row I’ve linked photos of Coco, I’m just fascinated [Attuworld]
Guy takes a huge dig on a dirtbike and keeps going [Barstool]
Could top prospects be on the move before the MLB trade deadline [CNNSI]
Guy gets punched in the face for farting on another man’s wife [FListed]
Dude how hot is Bridget Moynahan [Spewf]
Ciara doing it in a bikini in Miami [TotallyCrap]
Mike Vick goes to Washington to back new dog-fighting bill [TerezOwens]
Troy Polamalu is trying to go viral [ShutdownCorner]
Didn’t see this one coming at all.. Ummmm. This chick looks like a totally disaster. The bad news is it looks like this chick was headed out for the night, and if she did make it out she was going to get fileted by some lucky chap. Watch out for the door next time. Drunk chicks man, what can you do.
I’ve already expressed my opinions on cycling. I just don’t think it’s an interesting sport. People make a relatively big deal about the Tour De France and yet why don’t we hear about cycling for the rest of the year? And nowadays when we do it’s about steroids which frankly I don’t think many people care all that much about.
It’s dudes riding bikes. It’s kind of like car racing. Eventually you’re gonna get kind of tired of watching a bunch of cars go in circles. By no means am I downplaying the skill involved to be successful in the sport. I’m just saying it’s not incredibly entertaining to watch. And forgive me for wanting to be captivated while watching a sport.
Though I will say this. Cycling does involve some pretty neat wrecks from time to time. And as long as the guys are OK, I feel safe about giving my oohs and ahs. Otherwise I’m just a dick who likes watching people trip and fall.
Speaking of which, this picture of cyclist Laurens Ten Dam is pretty hardcore. Thanks to TPS for the photo.
College football season is right around the corner so I’m thinking we start to get the juices flowing. Nothing beats football season, and the chicks feel the same way too. Now I know that most of the chicks that we post in this article don’t know a first down from a home run, but hey they spend the time to get dressed for the game so we’ll give them some respect.
Take a look…
Things are really taking off for two players on the US Women’s Soccer Team. Hope Solo was already popular. She has Nike Commercials, and she’s pretty much a household name. Now, it’s Alex Morgan’s turn to step into the limelight. The world is abuzz about Alex Morgan, and how cute she is… The question is; are we prepared to be inundated by these two?
The cute couple appeared at the Entourage Final Show Premier, they’ve been on the Today’s Show, and Abby Wambach and Hope we’re on David Letterman. I’m all for it. I think Alex Morgan could be huge. If I was her agent I’d be drooling. Hope’s alright. I really don’t think we need to be worried about being inundated with them because it’s not sustainable. They’re hot right now, and it’ll pass. They had a great World Cup, and they deserve the limelight for a minute. And for Alex Morgan, don’t give Evan Longoria any attention… guy is a tool.
