I was watching some highlights from last season, and after the highlights they shift to press conferences. I saw Andy Reid and Tom Coughlin after the Giants v. Eagles game that broke the hearts of Giants fans worldwide. Then I saw Bill Belichick. There was a noticeable Jedi mind-trick difference to me. Reid and Coughlin are just regular guys, nothing special behind them. Belichick is on another wavelength man. This guy looks at you, owns you, you then acquiesce to whatever he says, and that’s that. I wouldn’t last a second talking to Bill Belichick. That guy could probably convince me I was gay.
With that thought in mind, here are the top 5 coaches in professional sports that could just own you with a simple stare……
Let’s face it.. This guy knows more than you before you even pick a topic. The best thing about the Duke Head Coach is he has the soft spoken, gentle approach. He’ll lull you to sleep, and own you. His reputation and history make you a nothing
LaRussa is not buying any of your bullshit, nor is going to put up with it. With the shades, and the history behind this guy you’re in trouble. This guy is mean as sh$t.
Here’s the thing… There is a ferocious ex-player behind this guy. Now, he’s older, wiser, and he’s mixed in religion Deep behind that stare there is some manbeast waiting to explode. This guy scares the sh%t out of me. Thankfully, he’s not a head coach anymore
Frank Martin has the slicked hair, the three piece suit, and a stare that could intimidate anyone. The guy just looks mean. Plus he’s already hit a player. If Krzyzewski and LaRussa are old, stoic, wise types. Singletary and Martin are intimidating, fireballs waiting to explode. Martin has those dark beady little eyes.
You’d think most people would be staring at something else in this picture. No way. You see Bill Belichick and his patented stare and you’re screwed. The rest of the photo is irrelevant. I swear this guy is a Jedi or some shit. Sad thing is he’s full aware of the face he owns you.
