First, let me begin by saying that this photo really isn’t relevant to the content following the jump. I just couldn’t help it. I thought the picture was funny.

Today, we are going to examine some video of professional athletes “kicking” their competitors illegally. Kicking is an interesting phenomenon. Kicking is to fighting like Keira Knightley is to busty chicks. It just really doesn’t belong. Why kick a guy? Just throw a punch. Even if you miss, you don’t look like that puss that tried to kick someone.

With that said, it still happens. Professional athletes attempt to kick other players. Here are some really interesting videos of “kicking” incidents…

This Would Be the Soccer Version!

HAHA! WTF is this? Guy just starts throwing kicks and missing. What a fuggin’ chump!

Ok, One more Soccer!

I had to post this one. Not because of the flying kick, but because of Didier Drogba’s convulsing afterwards. Classic soccer.

The Stomp Version of a Kick

Classic Big Al Haynesworth. Is this not the cheapest move you have ever seen? What a piece of sh$t.

Basketball is Weak for Kicking

I guess if I am denouncing kicking and the sport doesn’t have a lot of it, that’s a good thing right?

It Even Happens in Karate!

I wish this one had better picture. You get what’s going on here. It’s ILLEGAL!

Hall of Fame Kick

Everyone knows about this one. Izzy Alcantara lays a flying kick into the catcher and goes apesh$t. This is the end all of kicking.