Andy Roddick’s tennis career is flashing before his eyes. He simply cannot compete with the big boys today, and now he’s becoming somewhat of a whiner. What they didn’t show from this video last night is that Roddick had already had one temper tantrum before he “lobbed” the ball into the stands. This penalty cost him a break point in a match he would eventually lose.
Like we always say, Roddick is going to be ok in life. Have you seen his wife? I’m wondering if he is going to continue to piss and moan and really tarnish his image. He’s a bit of a wise ass isn’t he? I think he needs to approach mediocrity with a little more class.
Once again this guy’s risk/reward analysis was way off. What exactly is the reward for wheelie’ing a dirt bike? His friends give him a high five, he’s the man for 2 seconds until its forgotten, perhaps a beautiful young spectator in the crowd requests his seed. The point is; it’s just not worth it, and you know how the story is going to end.

Do any of you follow Jimmy Johnson’s twitter account? You really should. If there’s any retired head coach to model your life after then it’s 100% Jimmy J’s. Dude is partying his ass off. Still makes money by commentating on football which has to be a joke.
And let’s just mention the MILF city that he’s moved to. Are you kidding me? Hell this is a life I’d have loved to lead at the age of 16 let alone in your 60s. This guy is my hero right now.
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Ibiza, Spain is on my bucket list man. The party there never stops. The place is just full of ridiculously hot chicks, beautiful beache, and insane nightlife. Those of you who know about the place, know what I’m talking about. It’s like the beautiful version of Las Vegas.
Take a look at the scene at Ibiza….
Jim Thome hit his 600th home run last night. The lefty slugger, who has played in the major leagues for 21 years, has never been associated with steroids. Obviously, it’s not a reflection of the guy himself, but the times, to ask do you think Jim Thome did steroids?
To say, “No, I dont think Thome did steroids” almost seems foolish. It’s hard to think that anyone with success in this era did not do steroids. There probably isn’t a better guy in Major League Baseball than Jim Thome. The guy has been amazingly consistent for so many years. Maybe just maybe, we can truly believe Jim Thome did this without any help.
In a complete contradiction, I really don’t believe Jim Thome did steroids. I believe he will enter the Hall of Fame without an issue. I know fool me once, fool me a million times, I’m a fool, but I just have a hard time believing that Jim Thome did steroids. I’ll stand by that, and expect him to be a first ballot Hall of Famer when the time comes.

I used to be a goalie way back in the day. Jesus it’s been like 20 years. Pretty crazy how time flies. In any event, one of the best feelings as a goalie is making a kick ass save. An even better feeling is making a save on a penalty shot. The odds are so low that it’s an incredible feeling if you can pull it off.
In all honesty it’s really luck. You have to either guess right or simply hope the ball is completely missed. But that’s not what this article is about. This article focuses on completely wacky penalty shots from the world of soccer.
Enjoy the clips after the jump…..
Daniel Tosh of Tosh.O was quoted on Mike and Mike in the Morning as saying, “If you build a football team around (good guys), you will have the worst team in the league.” By and large, this is a very true statement. It’s actually pretty applicable for most professional sports. With that said, I’m always a big proponent of saluting the good guys.
Today, Unathletic is going to put together some of the “good guys” in professional sports. I decided not to pick a particular sport and just celebrate the good guys in professional sports as whole.
Here is our version of “Professional Sports’ All-Good Guy Team”
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Click on photo to read more about Barcelona’s new acquisition
The rich get richer, and well the poor don’t really get poorer. Barcelona is, like always, absolutely loaded with talent. I guess we should just put them in the Champs League Final. Crown ‘Em!
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Damn! Awful figure skater piledriver! [TotalProSports]
Charlie Sheen takes batting practice at Chase Field [TerezOwens]
This is America Today: One fans reaction to Justin Bieber concert being sold out [TotallyCrap]
D’Backs Pitcher Marquis takes line drive, breaks shin yesterday [USAToday]
SEC decides to put expansion on hold for the time being [NYPost]
Mike Comrie knocked up Hilary Duff [Guyism]
Playboy Playmate with huge bombs arrested for carrying a loaded gun… [Flisted]
Bikini shower world record has been set! [Attuworld]