Brooke Burke is turning 40 years old this September. She’s going to be 40 years old and she’s absolutely a sight in a bikini. It’s quite unreal. Brooke has always been known as a hottie, but I doubt there is another chick that had such longevity in a bikini. Not an ounce of ass or boob sag. God bless her.
Take a look at Brooke….

Nope, I’m not talking about the Jersey Shore folks. I’m talking about Florida and I’m talking about the Tennesse Titans Cheerleaders. After weeks of workshops and auditions held this past May, the 2011 Tennessee Titans cheerleaders took part in their first official event.
The talented 25 young women, along Titans staff, photographers, videographers and hair and makeup artists, rained down upon the little, calm town of Seaside, Florida over the weekend for their 2012 swimsuit calendar photo shoot.
The group was hosted by the Cottage Rental Agency of Seaside, Florida, who handled all the details for their four day stay. Naturally we have pictures of the affair thanks to Ulimate Cheerleaders and Titans Online.
Check ‘em out after the jump…..
When I think of Chris Bosh I think of some 6’11″ basketball player crying. This year was a particularly tough year for Mr. Bosh. He got ripped on, he played crappy at times, and he cried. I don’t think there is one member of the “Big 3″ that was happy or successful this year.
In related news, Chris Bosh isn’t helping his reputation with his massive back tattoo. I don’t even know where to begin. What is this? I guess he’s into music, trees, and a girl screaming holding a skull? This is quite an anomaly to me. Imagine what his teammates think when they see this in the locker room. My first guess would be, “don’t drop the soap in the showers”. I guess we have to let NBA players express themself, but my heavens. NBA players love their tattoos. You never saw this bullsh$t on Michael, Magic, or Larry.
Fortunately for the greater public the Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries marriage crap hasn’t taken over the world. You know they’re going to do some E! television special on the wedding. I can promise you I will not be viewing that.I’m not a celebrity wedding expert, but I’m not getting the impression this marriage is going to last very long. Kris Humphries isn’t a super star, he’s soon to fade into nothing and Kim will get bored.
So with that said, why the hell is she marrying this guy? He’s tall. I’m not into guys, but I don’t find him very appealing. There must be some kind of answer to this riddle.
Lets examine five reasons Kim is marrying Kris Humphries…
Click on photo to read more about Paterno’s injury during practice
When is this guy going to retire? The people at Penn State must be pulling their hair out. You know every single administrator wants this guy out, and to hire some new blood like the rest of the country. It’s not like Penn State has been good in recent years.
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Tracy Nova is seductive, sexy, and all other good adjectives [RegretfulMorning]
Absolutely horrific leg break during Aussie Rules Football game [TotalProSports]
Speaking of horrific injuries here is Juan Nicasio, Rockies Pitcher, breaking his neck [TotallyCrap]
Strasburg seems like he’s back and ready to rumble [NYPost]
Fuggin Bar Refaeli dude.. This is why life isn’t fair [Guyism]
Ok one more chick, January Jones has a superb body [Gunaxin]
This is how a real man drinks tequila [CavemanCircus]
What do we think about the Lions going into this NFL season? [BleacherReport]
If you’re videotaping something to put on Youtube, and you think there’s a good chance it’ll get linked up on some mindless blog please don’t add commentary. It really ruins the video. I’ve never once said, “man this video sucks but the commentary is awesome”. With that said, confusing scene here, there are chicks, shirtless skinny dudes, and I think one dude got knocked out. Go Eagles, I think.
Thanks to Busted Coverage for this picture. While they were more concerned with Shaq’s jean shorts, I’m seriously perplexed by this relationship. I don’t get it. The guy is dating a prettier version of Snooki. She’s puny. He’s huge. The sheer logistics of this scare the daylights out of me. I’d venture to guess this chick is going to be damaged goods after this relationship. Also, she looks like his freekin’ daughter.

Personally, I happen to really like Jalen Rose. I think he’s an excellent commentator and he seems like a pretty decent guy. But that’s doesn’t mean his recent strings of “badness” don’t warrant attention.
As most of you know Jalen began his jail sentence for his recent “driving mishap.” Apparently he’s using it as a message to young kids about drunk driving. Way to go buddy. Probably shouldn’t have had a few before going behind the wheel in the first place.
But that’s besides the point. The point is that this is the single best towel throw in NBA history.