Hey man, I get excited as the next guy for the NFL season to begin. That doesn’t mean I’m ready to start having sex with blow up dolls. There’s just no place at an NFL tailgate for this! There are kids there.

With that said, I wonder what happened to this thing after the game. A game which saw the Bengals, the worst team ever, beat the Browns in the home opener. Yikes! Poor blow up doll.